Marvel made me do it!
A healer's body, a damage dealer's heart! But that won't stop Xu Duoduo from doing her thing!
After turning into Cai Wenji in the Marvel Universe, Xu Duoduo can only ask: why wasn't she playing Sun Shangxiang back then?!
Her dream is to reach the stars and beyond, not to toss her chest around and heal the whole world...
Even as Cai Wenji, Xu Duoduo is determined to live like Sun Shangxiang! And then...
Big Nini: "I'm dying!"
Xu Duoduo: "You won't die. I've got heals!"
Spider-Man: "Uncle Ben is going to die!"
Xu Duoduo: "He won't die. I've got heals!"
Thor: "My mom is going to die!"
Xu Duoduo: "She won't die. I've got heals!"
Thanos: "I'm going to wipe out half the life in the universe with a snap!"
Xu Duoduo: "You won't. I've got heals, and I have a resurrection armor!"
Xu Duoduo, many years later: "What the hell? How did I end up as a professional healer?!"
As the most popular superhero of all time, Xu Duoduo has this to say: I want to be a damage dealer!
