I'm a history corrector. As the name suggests, when famous historical figures die young due to accidents or fail to do what history says they should have done for one reason or another, it's our job to play them or set history right.
My experiences have been incredible.
I once fought Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven alongside Enkidu. I once became the King of Wisdom and commanded the Seventy-Two Demon Gods. I once taught Arthur Pendragon how to become a king. Every time, history unfolded exactly as recorded, without the slightest deviation.
And Arthur wasn't a girl like one of my colleagues claimed. How could a king that handsome possibly be a girl?
Then one day, I received a mission from headquarters: Fate/Grand Order was missing three important characters, and I had to play them.
Then I was forced to learn about Type-Moon.
Why does Type-Moon's Gilgamesh look so much like Gilgamesh? And Enkidu looks so much like Enkidu... Arthur, how did you become a woman? Wait, no, Arthur, how did you split into multiple versions? There are male, female, and corrupted versions?! Solomon... No, Demon Gods, what are you doing?!
And then I realized, to my horror, that the historical figures I was playing weren't the ones from real history, but the Type-Moon versions.
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1. First-person narration. If this isn't your thing, don't read.
2. Serious out-of-character moments.
3. Updates whenever I feel like it.
4. To be decided.
It's hopeless. There are three people in the clairvoyant chat room.
Hahaha, it turns out that the prop that masks the aura was used on an unnecessary person.
Hahahaha, this is real. I hit myself, I despise myself, I watch my own jokes.
Wow wow wow, I have written several articles, but why am I fooled by them all?
This headquarters is so unreliable
Ma'am, don't cheat, it's so funny, hahaha, go through the fourth battle, I'll beat myself up
Hahahahahahahaha, you didn't care about your own overturning experience at all, but only paid attention to your emotional experience? It turns out you are so sparkly
It's hopeless. There are three people in the clairvoyant chat room.
Hahaha, it turns out that the prop that masks the aura was used on an unnecessary person.
Hahahaha, this is real. I hit myself, I despise myself, I watch my own jokes.
Wow wow wow, I have written several articles, but why am I fooled by them all?
This headquarters is so unreliable
Ma'am, don't cheat, it's so funny, hahaha, go through the fourth battle, I'll beat myself up
Hahahahahahahaha, you didn't care about your own overturning experience at all, but only paid attention to your emotional experience? It turns out you are so sparkly
Jill: Suddenly turned gay???
Hahahahahahahaha I beat myself up
Red and hot, in a trance, hahahaha