Suspects in the wet market were so powerful that they snatched children on the street; neighborhood parks turned into primeval forests overnight; Erha from the neighborhood next door demolished an entire building... There were supernatural incidents happening everywhere.
Ruan Shuangshuang, who came back from the fairy world, had an expressionless face: The spiritual energy of this world has revived? What does it have to do with me? I'm just passing by.
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Ruan Shuangshuang was invited to attend the opening event of the secret practice place and was surrounded by a group of fans on the way.
Fan: Fairy Rushuang, look at me! I want to become your teacher! !
Ruan Shuangshuang refused Sanlian: I will not accept disciples. Don't call me Master. I will not take an apprentice.
She turned around expressionlessly, and three handsome guys appeared beside her.
Big Disciple: Rushuang Cultivation Academy is recruiting students. Monsters are on the left, ghosts are on the right, and humans are in the middle! Test your cultivation first, then take the written test and interview... After graduation, you can be assigned a job, and if you get good grades, you can even have a career~
Second Disciple: I think you have good bones and good qualifications, but your cultivation is still shallow and you are not very competitive. Do you want to take the Zengyuan Pill first to improve your cultivation and increase your chances of passing the interview?
Third Disciple: Monsters who are willing to form a bond with others come here~ You only need to pass the interview to participate in the academy courses for free. The places are limited and first come first served!
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Several years later, a reporter interviewed: After Fairy Rushuang popularized cultivation among the people, what was your happiest thing?
The uncle shook his thick hair: he would never be bothered by baldness again~
The middle-aged uncle wiped his tears: After a checkup last month, the lung cancer was cured.
The scientist patted his chest: I can devote another five hundred years to science!
Ji Jinglun's face was full of happiness: he abducted a daughter-in-law and went home...
Gay friends sitting in rows:
I cultivate immortality by studying by Lin Lu Youyou
Dress up as a female counterpart and change your destiny against the will of heaven!
The whole world regards me as a support by Zhankong
A max-level boss pretends to be weak and innocent
[Four big guys are vying to HE with me] by Tang Shishi
All the male heroes who cultivate immortality are reborn, and they all want to HE with me
***The completed article "Senior Sister Is Too Fast" can be viewed by clicking on the column! ***
***The pre-released article "Everyone Says He's My Father" is here to collect! ***
Rong Yuexin heard from her mother that she had no father since she was a child.
Unexpectedly, after my mother went on a business trip, a lot of handsome guys came to her door.
The overbearing president of a multinational company: I am your father.
Blonde internet writer: I am your father.
The evil new actor: I am your father.
The gentle and gentle hand of traditional Chinese medicine: I am your father.
The well-known ascetic academician: I am your father.
Handsome and powerful people of the opposite sex are all dads! ?
Rong Yuexin looked at the last handsome guy next to her with abandon: Tell me, which father are you?
Wen Hanfei gritted his teeth and pulled the man into his arms: I want to be the father of your child.
Purpose: Different ways to create happiness and beauty
