A suspect at the wet market, possessed of inhuman strength, snatches a child in broad daylight. A neighborhood park turns into a primeval forest overnight. The husky next door tears down an entire building... Supernatural incidents are happening everywhere.
Ruan Shuangshuang, recently returned from the Immortal Realm, remains expressionless. Spiritual qi revival in this world? What does that have to do with me? I'm just passing through.
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Ruan Shuangshuang is invited to the opening ceremony of a cultivation secret realm. On the way there, she is surrounded by fans.
Fans: Fairy Rushuang, look at me! I want to be your disciple!
Ruan Shuangshuang refuses three times in a row: I don't take disciples. Don't call me Master. I won't teach disciples.
She turns away expressionlessly, and three handsome young men pop up beside her.
First disciple: Rushuang Cultivation Academy is enrolling! Demons line up on the left, ghosts on the right, and humans in the middle! We'll test your cultivation first, then you'll take a written exam and an interview... After graduation, you'll get a job assignment, and top scorers can even get a permanent government position~
Second disciple: You have an unusual bone structure and good aptitude, but your cultivation is still shallow, so you're not very competitive. How about taking a Primordial Essence Pill to boost your cultivation and improve your chances at the interview?
Third disciple: All demon folk willing to form a pact with a human cultivator, come on over~ Pass the interview and you can attend the academy's courses for free! Spaces are limited, first come, first served!
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Several years later, a reporter asks: Fairy Rushuang, after making cultivation accessible to everyone, what makes you happiest?
Her uncle tosses his thick hair: I'll never have to worry about going bald again~
A middle-aged man wipes away his tears: I had a checkup last month. My lung cancer is gone.
A scientist thumps his chest: I can devote another five hundred years to science!
Ji Jinglun beams with happiness: I brought home a wife...
A row of best-friend novels:
[I'll Cultivate Immortality Through Studying] by Lin Luyou
Transmigrated as the villainess, I defy fate and change my destiny!
[The Whole World Thinks I'm Support] by Zhan Kong
A max-level powerhouse pretends to be weak and innocent.
[Four Powerhouses Are Fighting to Get a Happy Ending With Me] by Tang Shisi
The male leads of every cultivation novel are reborn, and they all want a happy ending with me.
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Rong Yuexin grew up hearing her mother say she didn't have a father.
But after her mom goes on a business trip, a whole crowd of handsome men show up at her door.
A domineering CEO of a multinational corporation: I'm your dad.
A golden-haired, blue-eyed webnovel superstar: I'm your dad.
A newly crowned movie star with a wicked air: I'm your dad.
A gentle, refined master of traditional Chinese medicine: I'm your dad.
A well-known, dignified and ascetic academician: I'm your dad.
Every handsome and talented man is her dad!?
In despair, Rong Yuexin looks at the last handsome man beside her: Go on, which dad are you?
Wen Hanfei grits his teeth and pulls her into his arms: I want to be the father of your child.
Theme: Creating different ways to live a happy, beautiful life