Marvel and DC: Want to Team Up?

I, Jason Todd, former second Robin to Batman and now Red Hood, was reborn. Now I've reached a fateful choice. One: steal Batman's tires, go home with him, become Robin, beat the hell out of the Joker, and reach the pinnacle of life. Two: avoid my fate, work hard, and then bulk back up to 200 pounds, beat the hell out of the Joker, and get hunted down by Batman. This is the moment that will decide my fate. To choose option one, call 1-900xxxx. To choose option two, call 1-900xxxx. Oh, option three: steal the tires and run, flirt and run. What a thrill, hahaha. So, anyone want to team up and raid the Batfamily? 1. Pairing undecided, but leaning toward DickJay. 2. My writing is limited. Any out-of-character behavior is on me, so please don't flame me. 3. I've read some of the comics and am catching up on the rest, so please let me know if I get anything wrong. Thanks! I'm worried I won't write this well. 4. Some personal headcanons. DC's timeline is a mess, so bear with me. 5. I'll add more if I think of anything. For archiving.