Some Tony: My sweetheart.
Some God of Mischief: The woman who seduced me and then dumped me.
Some Joker: A cute little kitty.
Some Professor: A kind girl.
Some Bat: A fickle woman.
Some Captain: The one I love most.
Some Model: My princess.
Some Female Lead: It really isn't my fault. Blame the System!
Some System [Heh. You made this mess, so clean it up yourself.]
The heroes and villains close in on the Female Lead.
Female Lead: Wait, I can explain!
[Give it up. The more you explain, the messier it gets.]
Female Lead: Ah! Ah! Ah! Help!
Everyone: Heh.
