Yang Jian: This Isn't a Legend, It's Fanfiction

I am Yang Jian, the God of Erlang. My father died, my brother died, my mother died, and my uncle's family hunted me down. My wife wanted a divorce, and the auntie I fell for never returned my feelings. My sister became a love-struck cripple, and my nephew hated me to the bone. All my brothers turned against me, and I had not a single friend. My whole life was one long misery. No explanation needed: I'm the male lead of an angst novel.

I am Yang Jian, the God of Erlang. I have two, three, even four fathers. My mother and uncle dote on me, and the whole family lives in harmony. No one can rival my powerful connections, and I'm devoted to cultivation, not romance. I have no idea what a sister is, and my younger brother is obedient and adorable. I make friends wherever I go, and everyone loves me. Everything goes smoothly for me all the way: I'm the male lead of a wish-fulfillment novel!

Then the miserable Second Brother met the cheerful Second Brother, and was dragged along on one worldview-shattering journey after another. In the end, he finally turned his hard life into a happy one. Congratulations, congratulations!

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