I'm the Ball Who Ran Away with the Ball [Quick Transmigration]

Also known as: What's it like to have parents who are both protagonists? The domineering CEO falls for a sweet, innocent girl. His fiancee, the villainess, drives her away, and she runs off pregnant. On the eve of her divorce, a wealthy family's stand-in wife dares to make a move. The man's icy laugh drives her away, and she runs off pregnant. A star general longs for a former subordinate but doesn't realize it. The heartbroken subordinate leaves, and runs off pregnant. A celestial deity transmigrates to undergo a trial of love and meets a useless lucky koi. After passing the trial, the deity leaves without saying goodbye, and the koi runs off pregnant. In a thousand stories, anyone can run off pregnant. I'm the baby. To avoid going hungry and sleeping under the stars, I'll do whatever it takes. (Never mind, I have no idea how to rewrite the blurb for the first world. Anyway, there is no groveling redemption arc. It's got that angsty, cathartic flavor from ten years ago. Give it a try if you enjoy a painful read.) The stand-in vase turns her life around and becomes a master of metaphysics. She throws a pile of warding talismans on her wealthy dad's door. He spends every day trying to coax me into tearing them up with his yacht, and I'm delighted. My stern mother becomes an interstellar thief and openly opposes my general father. He tries to lure me onto his side every day with the latest mecha, and I'm delighted. My lucky koi mother passes her trial and becomes a god. A line of immortals follows her, begging for blessings, while my celestial father brings up the rear and cries to me. I'm delighted. Theme: