A Baby-Talking Bottom in a Chaotic World

I'm stuck, and I'm in a bad state. I'm still writing, but updates will be late. Don't wait. : In the novel, Xie Lingbao is a spoiled little bottom who gets hiccups after drinking milk. He has a gentle childhood friend right by his side, someone who loves and dotes on him, yet he falls in love with his childhood friend's older stepbrother, Lu Yunsheng. He even betrays his friend for that man, gives him his heart and body, and ultimately loses his life for him. When Lu Yunsheng hears of his death, he merely smiles faintly. "Oh? What a shame." Before that tragic ending can happen, the childhood friend, originally just cannon fodder, gets caught in a downpour and suddenly awakens, learning the entire plot. He immediately takes action. He brings Xie Lingbao, who betrayed him, home and drags him into the bathroom. Xie Lingbao panics, his face scarlet. "Wuwuwu, Brother Xi, what are you going to do to me? Lingbao's scared..." He sees He Xi pick up the shower hose and spray him. "Get soaked, and you might awaken too." Xie Lingbao, drenched in cold water and pinned against the wall: "...What the hell?" * Lu Yunsheng is a ruthless lunatic. He wants to take all his father's money and power, and completely destroy the younger brother his stepmother gave birth to. To ensure his plan goes smoothly, he needs a good, obedient dog to use as a stepping stone. He hears his stepbrother has a childhood friend who's been secretly in love with him for years: spoiled, weepy, stupid, and desperate for affection. The perfect candidate. After getting close, he finds the idiot really is easy to fool. But just having his heart isn't enough. He wants his body too, so his stepbrother can watch the person he loves fall into depravity. He assumes the little fool will throw himself at him, but every time, the boy only blushes and says with tearful eyes, "I'm scared... Maybe next time..." Lu Yunsheng goes along with it, convinced it's only a matter of time. Until one day, at an underground clinic, he sees the sweet-faced boy chatting with the doctor while drinking milk. "Do you have anything that'll make someone impotent? I need it urgently." Little Milk-Hiccup Xie Lingbao isn't good at much. But he can write a poem. [Working from heaven to earth is hard, and the transmigration bureau docks my pay. One after another, everyone goes crazy. Whoever wants this job can have it.] Couple: a shameless, fiery, scene-stealing bottom x a childhood-friend top who takes the vows of a monk Also known as: "Is He Acting?" "I Have to Drink Eight Bottles of Milk a Day to Get the Hiccups" "These Milk Hiccups Don't Stink" "Never Mind If You Don't Get It" "Whatever, It Doesn't Matter" Leave whatever comments you want. The author's tired and has given up. Cover lovingly provided by my friend Zhazha. * Theme: Tomorrow is still here, so don't despair. The winter snow melts, and the spring waters have come.