[New novel: My Body Became Sentient and Now I'm Invincible. Please add it to your to-read list.]
Mu Tong, an outstanding employee of the quick transmigration bureau, received a special assignment just before retirement: raise three children destined to become heinous villains, guide them onto a virtuous path, and keep them from starting a war.
Mu Tong: “???”
That was easy. She would start a war early herself, shatter the universe's order from behind the scenes, and let it be rebuilt into an era of peace.
As adults, the three kids stared silently at the peaceful new universe. It seemed they wouldn't have to bear the blame for starting a war after all!
Blurb for My Body Became Sentient and Now I'm Invincible
An Ran was a slacker at a military academy, hoping to coast through graduation and get a job in logistics. But after an accident left her injured, her organs developed minds of their own.
Overachiever brain: I want us to study and train around the clock, alternating between left and right brain.
Lazy heart: When will this damn job end? I want a vacation.
Workaholic kidneys: Get to work, get to work! This body would fall apart without me!
Lustful hands: I love handsome men. Pretty boys, come here!
The various organs and tissues held meetings inside her body every day, sounding like eight hundred quacking ducks.
An Ran: I'm tired. Just destroy the world!
The overachiever brain kept yelling about working harder, but An Ran, a happy slacker, ignored it and kept lying flat.
But the overachiever brain acted first and talked later, taking direct control of her body.
While she slept, it made her limbs exercise in the training room.
When she slacked off, it made her left eye study mecha theory, her right hand lift a barbell, her left hand do practice problems, and her mouth recite potion formulas.
At least it left her one eye to read novels.
With the overachiever brain pushing her to work harder, An Ran was carried to victory while lying flat, ranking first in every subject by a wide margin.
Later, when war broke out, An Ran piloted a 3S mecha and tore through the battlefield, leaving the Zerg trembling. She was hailed as the God of War.
Everyone was stunned: Who knew a slacker could rise to greatness like this!
An Ran: No, no! I'm really just a slacker!
Later, someone hailed as the Light of Emperor Glory asked her, with practiced composure, “You touch me all over every day. Are you in love with me?”
An Ran: “If I said my hands just want to touch you on their own, would you believe me?”
Her brain and organs: “Bullshit! You're obviously in love with him!”
Theme: A happy childhood can heal a lifetime of pain.
New article "I am invincible after my body becomes sperm" Please give me advance notice An Ran was originally a salty fish at the military academy. She only wanted to paddle until she graduated and work as a logistics worker. However, after an accidental injury, her body organs gained consciousness of their own. Juan Wang Brain: I want to take turns learning and exercising around the clock. Lazy Heart: When will this B job stop? I want to take a vacation. Model worker with kidney: Work, work, this body will fall apart without me! Lustful hands: I love handsome men, handsome men post pictures! Various organs and tissues hold meetings in the body every day, just like eight hundred quacking ducks. An Ran: Tired, destroy it! The king's brain roared every day to involute, but An Ran, the salted fish, ignored it and continued to lie flat. However, King Juan Naonao didn't say much and directly controlled her body. While she was sleeping, she directed her limbs to perform physical exercises in the training room. When she was lazy, she controlled her left eye to look at the theoretical basis of mechas, held a barbell in her right hand, worked on papers with her left hand, and carried the medicine formula in her mouth. Fortunately, one eye was left for her to read novels. Under the involution of King Juan's brain, An Ran was carried away while lying down, ranking first in all subjects. Later, when the war broke out, An Ran drove the 3S mecha across the battlefield, making the Zerg tremble and became known as the God of War. Everyone was shocked: The rise of Xianyu was so powerful! An Ran: No, no, no! I'm really just a salty fish! Later, someone known as the Emperor's Light asked reservedly: "You touch me every day, do you like me?" An Ran: "Do you believe me when I say my hand wanted to touch it?" Brain and organs: "You fart! You obviously like it!"
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