Hush, the King Is Hibernating

"In any sport, the athletes standing on the podium are not alone in their greatness." ——Quoted from Chapter 100 of this article, a tribute to all ice and snow practitioners who have never stood on the highest podium but are still committed to promoting ice and snow sports. * [A new 4W2 extra is added to the physical publication, and the full set of four volumes is available on the e-commerce platform] [The full text of this article in the same series "Wild Dogs" has been completed, and you can find the column] [Highlight] This article is genuine and owned by Jinjiang. BUGs have been adjusted later. The author is not responsible for other versions. Copywriting one: Explode! True·The top of the pink comic pyramid·Azhai suddenly gave up martial arts and turned to literature, and started serializing innocent snowboarding-themed competitive comics. Is it because he is middle-aged and has a weak heart, or is he a blessed soul who responded to the call of "300 million people go to the ice and snow"? Fan 1: The competitive theme is great, so when will the male protagonist, the second male protagonist, and the female protagonist have sex? Fan 2: The competitive theme is great, so the male protagonist, second male lead, and female protagonist are training on the diving platform every day instead of having sex? Fan 3: Laxative, insider, interested, hidden. So where did Mrs. Painter get these analysis of force exertion methods that are more standard than snowboarding instructional videos? One day, at a domestic skiing championship, the snowboarding giant platform competition was held. The camera accidentally caught Shan Chong, a big-time snowboarder who had returned to competition after two years of retirement, walking out of the player lounge. Three seconds later, a little girl who only reached his shoulders hurried out from behind. The little girl had a helmet and snow goggles that were obviously one size larger hanging in her elbows... She followed up in two or two steps, tugging at the sleeves of the man's snow suit, waiting for him to turn around and bend down as if to listen to her... She stood up on tiptoes, angrily slammed the helmet on his head, and fiercely stretched out her hand to tug on his ears. Fan 1: I seem to have seen my wife A Zhai on TV. Fan 2: Isn't this person at home updating comic strips and running ski competitions to collect photos? Fan 3: Laxative, insider, interested, hidden. It's not about picking up styles, it's about picking up men—your wife has taken away the number one boss in our snow circle, tremble, human beings. Copywriting two: "When you are galloping in Niseko, Japan, running rampant on Nagano White Horse, squatting on Xinjiang's Aiwen Avenue (?), Or crawling like a cat through the grove where thousands of dragons are worshipped... Don't forget the person who knelt on the snow and taught you how to get up and how to slide. He - " "After the cable car closed, he took me to the 7KM high-level road and said: Either you push me all the way down the slope today, or I will come up and collect your body tomorrow morning. " "…What you did to him, ordinary coaches can't be that mean. " "I didn't allow him to take off his face mask. " "Why? " "This way, no matter how bad his mouth is, I can make him look the way I like and then forgive him. " "Who? " "Takeshi Kaneshiro... Takashi Kashiwahara is also fine. " "..." "..." "You deserve it. " *Snowboarding *Various sponsorship prefixes: a lot of retired and mean bosses vs. Green and fun-loving girls *No prototype (I think so) *Snow season related: Rabbits should have long ears *In order to avoid bringing in prototypes, all platform data in this article have been adjusted upwards compared to reality. *Because this article is about skiing, it is the author's greatest honor. The snow season is approaching. Children must wear helmets when entering and exiting the ski resort. Novices please ask a coach to compare their opinions. Intention: 300 million people go on ice and snow. There is snow here. Please take a swipe.