Absolute Pampering [Esports]

Actually, you don't have to guess who I am, you can't guess it anyway. As for why you can't guess it, I won't tell you. I only come here for two purposes, first, to see you, and second, to read your writing. I have achieved the first purpose from your column, and you will know that the second purpose has been achieved by reading my message. Let me introduce my thoughts after reading this article. Originally, I considered using Zhonger pseudo-literary, Qiong Yao, Zhen Huan, and Tsundere to express my feelings, but in the end I decided to use Xiaoer Hei. Speaking of Xiaoer Heishi, what exactly is it? Maybe you don't know it yet, or don't understand it very well, but through my detailed description below, I believe you can have a partial understanding of Xiaoer Heishi. Now let's skip the above nonsense and start entering the main text I want to explain: In view of the basic definition that as long as it is a master-disciple novel, the apprentice is a master, or both are masters, so I have the following high-level remarks. I'm just saying it, but the people downstairs are praising it, um, the ants are so black. The master is a beauty, but the apprentice is a loser. The loser apprentice wants to wait until his hair reaches his waist and take the master home. Will the master tell the apprentice in a serious and thoughtful way: If you have a family, why do you live on my mountain? Most disciples would pretend to be stupid when faced with such questions. Xiao Erhei's correct answer, applause! ! ! Author, you can imagine that there are thousands of disciples in this world, but why do they all have a soft spot for their master? It would be treason for a disciple not to abduct his master when it comes to such a small matter as getting married! Xiao Erhei's correct answer, applause! ! ! Author, I heard that you had to deal with the problem yesterday in order to let your disciple and master (the N word is omitted below) get stuck. I deeply sympathize with you. The author who is not stuck is not a good mother. Xiao Erhei has the right answer. Applaud! ! ! With so much verbosity, the author asked: How many meanings do you want to express? Do you want a Erkan face, a foreigner face, or do you want me to sit under the overpass and play erhu? Ants are so dark, you say! ! ! In fact, I just want to see if I can write a thousand-word review based solely on nonsense. I want to believe that I am a sincere fan. Yes, I just want to see the miserable face of you, the author, sitting under the overpass playing the erhu. Do you want one? Bite me, bite me and I will give you a 2,000-word nonsense review! ! ! Xiao Erhei has an invincible correct answer, applause! ! ! The above are all my nonsense. I just use nonsense to seduce people. Are you going to bite me? Life is really as lonely as snow. People like me who rack their brains to write a thousand-word long review just to win over the authors, readers and editors are not common in this world anymore. People who leave comments are common, but people who leave long comments are not common. If you turn into the wind, I will turn into a cloud to protect you. It's amazing to smile. Darling, I am your little darling. This kind of thing is too difficult to cultivate. I can't do it by myself. Even if you ascend to the sky with nine tails, even if you want the Phoenix Nirvana, I will guard the lake for a thousand years, no matter whether the disaster has come or not. Master, put your hand on my waist. The Titanic does not dare to mess around. I will not be beaten into a pig's head. Scorpion also understands. Oh, the depth of love eventually turns into a demon. Master, please come back soon! The long comment was written crookedly by Xiaoer Heidi, and I would like to leave it under your comment area. One day the breeze will blow gently, and Xiaoer Heidi will come back to continue our relationship with you. Xiao Erhei's correct answer, Baza hey! Applaud! ! ! !

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