I was so stuck on this story that I could barely think straight. Then I suddenly remembered the bizarre conversation between M and a friend, before the story took shape----
Friend: "You write stories? You can write stories? (throws hat in shock, voice an octave higher) Where do you post them? Does anyone read them?"
M: "...Yeah, on JJ..." How was I supposed to bring up the next question?
Friend: "What! You went to embarrass yourself on JJ, with all its users coming and going? I'm impressed!"
M thought, this is what reality is like, and forced a smile that looked more like a sob. "...Thanks."
Friend: "What do you write? Romance? I'll go laugh at you sometime (grins wickedly)~"
M: "I'm still at the theory stage when it comes to romance, so how could I write that? (looks down) It's fanfiction..."
Friend: "Fanfiction? What kind? Gay stuff? I don't read gay stuff."
M's mouth was still half open, and I couldn't figure out how to explain. "...It's Harry Potter..."
Friend: "Oh? I know that one. Is yours about someone transmigrating?"
M: "Yeah, yeah (wipes sweat)..."
Friend: "Does the main character transmigrate into Harry Potter?"
M: "...No..."
Friend: "Does the main character fall in love with Harry Potter?"
M: "...Not yet..."
Friend: "Then who would want to read it?! (The skeptical look wasn't exactly contemptuous, but it still really hurt. ==)"
M was speechless. With a friend like this, what more could M ask for? ==b
A story in which almost everyone transmigrates back to the past and reloads: some are main characters, and some are original characters.
[Synopsis] The point-of-view character is indicated in the box. When a character's name is listed, the story is told from that character's perspective.
I write whoever catches my eye. The characters may be out of character, the thinking is muddled, and the plot borrows heavily from the comics. Worst of all, there are plenty of typos that even the author can't spot.
So if this is your first time here and you're completely lost, just pick whichever parts seem most interesting and bear with me.
Please ignore the typos. My writing is terrible, and I get stuck all the time, so updates are irregular.
Free speech is welcome, but please spare me the brickbats. As for the policy on silent readers, feel free to do as you like. It's only fair to give and take, after all.
Also, M's story draws on a lot of source material. If I've forgotten to cite a source for any line, please point it out. I'll correct any mistakes.
I'm also looking for all sorts of chaotic, random pairings, like the Headless Hunt captain x Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, and so on...
Please contribute your outlines! (Bows at a ninety-degree angle for ninety seconds)
I didn't expect there was an update, I almost deleted it
The ancients once said: One misstep can lead to eternal hatred.
I don't believe it.
After reading the adult's article, I suddenly realized: if you slip and fall into a big pit, you will never come back. This statement is true. . .
Adults have a lot of money to lose.
Look, how many flowers of the motherland are in this big pit.
Look, this pit is full of people of all ages.
Look at these longing eyes.
Sir, how can you bear it? Qin Shihuang pitted Confucianism, but adults pitted flowers!
The ancients knew that there were tigers in the mountains, so they went to the tiger mountains.
People today know that there is a big pit, but they still want to jump into it.
Look at the children jumping into the pit one after another.
They have no regrets and no hesitation, which is so touching. (Take out a small handkerchief and cry tears of sympathy)
Dark belly! Stop the text at critical moments to keep people's appetite.
Sir, can you see our saliva flying down three thousand feet, maybe the Milky Way has fallen into the sky?
The adults said it was updated once a week, but I don't know when the weekly became a bimonthly. The expectations turned into disappointments again and again.
Sir, do you know that our admiration for you, Sir, is as high as the sky and deeper than the sea?
This love can be learned from heaven and earth, expressed by the sun and moon, and remains unswerving! What beats in the pit are fiery hearts!
The adult's text is simply a cup of improved Hedinghong, which is colorless and tasteless.
The crown of the crane is red, and blood seals the throat.
Keeping articles updated is a virtue. Sir, you will definitely pass on this virtue week after week, right? Although the adults have not allowed us to see the continuation of this virtue, we still believe in you.
As the saying goes: A prodigal son will never be able to exchange for gold. . . Waiting for your return, sir. (Looking at you, my lord, with tears in my eyes)
Come back, adults, we are calling you affectionately in our dreams.
More. . . The stars are looking at you, my lord.
Sir, I am calling you late at night again. Have you ever felt my affectionate eyes, sincere expectations, and fiery heart?
Come on, update the article, let the love of adults touch the land of China. . . Let the love of adults warm the bottom of the pit.
We will definitely give you a Turkish hug and a big French kiss to thank you.
Sir, have you felt their sad eyes tonight?
Come on, let's update the article quickly. . . (Countless pairs of pitiful eyes look at the adults)
It is said that the Gray Lady was killed by Barrow the Bloody? Author's reply:
The history I saw is also [supposedly] from. If I insist on saying who is right, I can only say that someone is lying...
Very loving... Author's reply:
I feel love too~
Trying hard to understand the author's reply:
Sure enough, it's still a mess... I'll change it again = =
Come on~~The author's reply:
Thank you.
Although it is quite confusing... The author replied:
Although it is true...
Come on~~! ! ! Author's reply:
3Q~ It is worth mentioning that because it seems that 100 people who have collected it have not responded, and you are the only one who has responded recently, if no one responds after a few days, then df Jiang can think about the articles he wants to read, and I will write them if I can = =b
Also: Please note that those who left 100 comments, this reward system [learned from others] outside the chapter is also valid...
Group wear! Hahaha, everyone thinks that they are the only ones wearing it, but in fact everyone wears it, hahahhaha, the very loving author replied:
glad to hear you like it~
Why was it modified again???
I didn't expect there was an update, I almost deleted it
The ancients once said: One misstep can lead to eternal hatred. I don't believe it. After reading the adult's article, I suddenly realized: if you slip and fall into a big pit, you will never come back. This statement is true. . . Adults have a lot of money to lose. Look, how many flowers of the motherland are in this big pit. Look, this pit is full of people of all ages. Look at these longing eyes. Sir, how can you bear it? Qin Shihuang pitted Confucianism, but adults pitted flowers! The ancients knew that there were tigers in the mountains, so they went to the tiger mountains. People today know that there is a big pit, but they still want to jump into it. Look at the children jumping into the pit one after another. They have no regrets and no hesitation, which is so touching. (Take out a small handkerchief and cry tears of sympathy) Dark belly! Stop the text at critical moments to keep people's appetite. Sir, can you see our saliva flying down three thousand feet, maybe the Milky Way has fallen into the sky? The adults said it was updated once a week, but I don't know when the weekly became a bimonthly. The expectations turned into disappointments again and again. Sir, do you know that our admiration for you, Sir, is as high as the sky and deeper than the sea? This love can be learned from heaven and earth, expressed by the sun and moon, and remains unswerving! What beats in the pit are fiery hearts! The adult's text is simply a cup of improved Hedinghong, which is colorless and tasteless. The crown of the crane is red, and blood seals the throat. Keeping articles updated is a virtue. Sir, you will definitely pass on this virtue week after week, right? Although the adults have not allowed us to see the continuation of this virtue, we still believe in you. As the saying goes: A prodigal son will never be able to exchange for gold. . . Waiting for your return, sir. (Looking at you, my lord, with tears in my eyes) Come back, adults, we are calling you affectionately in our dreams. More. . . The stars are looking at you, my lord. Sir, I am calling you late at night again. Have you ever felt my affectionate eyes, sincere expectations, and fiery heart? Come on, update the article, let the love of adults touch the land of China. . . Let the love of adults warm the bottom of the pit. We will definitely give you a Turkish hug and a big French kiss to thank you. Sir, have you felt their sad eyes tonight? Come on, let's update the article quickly. . . (Countless pairs of pitiful eyes look at the adults)
It is said that the Gray Lady was killed by Barrow the Bloody? Author's reply: The history I saw is also [supposedly] from. If I insist on saying who is right, I can only say that someone is lying...
Very loving... Author's reply: I feel love too~
Trying hard to understand the author's reply: Sure enough, it's still a mess... I'll change it again = =
Come on~~The author's reply: Thank you.
Although it is quite confusing... The author replied: Although it is true...
Come on~~! ! ! Author's reply: 3Q~ It is worth mentioning that because it seems that 100 people who have collected it have not responded, and you are the only one who has responded recently, if no one responds after a few days, then df Jiang can think about the articles he wants to read, and I will write them if I can = =b Also: Please note that those who left 100 comments, this reward system [learned from others] outside the chapter is also valid...
Group wear! Hahaha, everyone thinks that they are the only ones wearing it, but in fact everyone wears it, hahahhaha, the very loving author replied: glad to hear you like it~