The Possessing Big Shot's Guide to Acting Cute

[This story is abandoned and unfinished. Don't dive in, and if you accidentally do, please don't curse me QAQ. I unlocked it only to remind myself just how painfully awful and unreadable my writing was back then...] Lighthearted version: A big shot disguises himself as a cute little thing, goes undercover in a dirt-poor sect, and eventually wins over a cultivation powerhouse through sheer ability! They say there's an immortal mountain overseas called Wuming Mountain, where even the street sweepers are immortals. One day, the immortals everyone had been waiting for finally descended, and all the insignificant cultivators rushed to cling to them. Jiang Feng stared blankly. "Everyone, go home and get some sleep. I'm just an ordinary person." He could shake everyone off, but not a frail, delicate little monster who pretended to be innocent. Ye Shuanghe: "Brother Jiang Feng, I'm at home in the kitchen and the reception hall, and I'm skilled at music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I can even serve tea and water!" Jiang Feng: "Anything else?" Ye Shuanghe partly hid his face behind a folding fan. "I also want to have your babies!" Jiang Feng: "Excellent." ...Afterward, True Immortal Jiang stared speechlessly at the sky. Excuse me? Which of us is having whose babies here? Serious version: A hundred fathoms beneath the East Sea, an ancient princess's tomb a thousand years old. Ye Shuanghe held a silver hook in his hand. "Feng'er, I've finally waited for this day, when I can fight by your side." Jiang Feng lowered his eyes. "...You know me, but who am I, really?" Ye Shuanghe gave a soft laugh. "You're no one but yourself, the person I would gladly vanish into dust for, my beloved." Overpowered fighter, clueless about romance, immortal bottom x jealous, shameless, and full of dirty tricks, monster top [Reader's Guide] 1. One-on-one romance, with a slight role reversal. The main character is very much the top, but the little monster flirts with him until his defenses crumble, then takes him outright. Theme: