Dream of the Red Chamber: Jia She Is Such a Jerk

After someone set him up, word spread that Jia She had spent a fortune trading for a chamber pot. The stable-bound general had even lost his only talent, his ability to appraise antiques, and had become a complete laughingstock.

It's said that Jia She put the chamber pot by his bed to remind himself to wipe away the humiliation one day.

Everyone who heard about it burst out laughing.

The Jia clan, led by Jia Shishi: "The dignity of the Jia family!"

The Jia family's enemies: "Hahaha! Crush the Jia family!"

Bystanders: "What a joke. If I had Jia She's background, I'd surely make something of myself and rise to great heights."

Jia She: "Come on, all of you get constipated for three years, then follow Jigong's example and rub grime off your bodies to use as medicine. Drink it for three years, and then come talk to me."