A powerful cultivator from another world tears through the void and transmigrates into a parallel world, bringing along genes that don't belong there. This causes widespread panic, and the Human Genetic Security Bureau restricts his reproductive rights.
Xu Cidao: "...I'm so wronged."
Forced to live a celibate life for twenty years, he doesn't dare watch porn or date. He's never even held a woman's hand. If anyone of the opposite sex gets within three feet of him, he immediately takes his leave, with his three-part refusal: "Sorry. I used to love you. Don't touch me."
Then, on the eve of the apocalypse, a bird pecks him.
"Pure-hearted" college-student gong x goofy monster shou
Younger gong, probably with the shou pursuing him.
As always, everything is made up, so don't overthink it. The author isn't attached to either the gong or the shou. Preferences vary by story, so don't pigeonhole me.
Notice: I came back to write this after half a year and found I couldn't continue. Every version I tried clashed with what came before, and I still can't find the right direction. So updates for this book will be irregular from now on. I'll try to finish it someday in this lifetime. I'm very sorry.
When is Tang Tang coming back?
Hey, wasn't my identity already exposed, you silly bird?
What a pitiful silly bird, hahaha!
Hahahaha, my goodness, it's a bird with two blobs of rouge on its own!
Headless shoulder?????? Hhhh
I haven't read this one yet, I'm currently following the rehearsal, but I absolutely love the author!!! I love it so much, not just the writing, but also the author's personality!!!
The protagonist is so pitiful _(:з"∠)_
Hahaha, so cute!
Wow, the men of Xinye are amazing!
Is that wild man...?