There Is Something in My Mouth

#TodayToutiao: Senior brother ran away again! Wu Shi, the man who took over the job, temporarily assumed the position of head and had to deal with various troubles that came one after another. A otaku life living in seclusion in the mountains? Doesn't exist. Fortunately, my fellow scammers are quite capable, the mythical beast is cheap but powerful, and his mouth is the ultimate weapon, so things can always be solved in the end. Villain A: Hey, where did my Thunderbolt Liangyi Sword go? Villain B: Why did my Thunder Light Dragon disappear? Villain C: I... Where am I? Wu Shi: Hiccup. #There is nothing that cannot be solved by opening your mouth. If there is, then open it again. #I want to be low-key, but there are always people who won't let me be low-key. What to do? Waiting online! #CP, Tulezi, the daily cheating of fellow sand sculptures, the joyful and brainless writing of laughter and laughter ===== Another romantic fairy tale, "A Guide to the Alternative Revitalization of the Sect", if you like it, pick one up~ Refill #dailyquestion: How to achieve the revitalization of the sect? Senior Sister: Travel around the world and spread the word. Second Senior Brother: When the road is rough, draw your sword to help. Third Brother: Work hard to get rich and expand your network. Junior sister: Catch the chief and beat him up. Everyone:… After a while. Master: Girls should be more refined. The younger junior sister followed the good example: Then I will beat him with the most elegant swordsmanship. Everyone:! ! ! *** Master Lingxu, the chief of the first sect of immortality, recently encountered an annoying thing. For some reason, there is a female nun who is always committed to falling from the sky in various public places to have a big fight with him. He finally couldn't help but ask: Why are you so persistent? The woman replied enthusiastically: Master, brothers and sisters all say that beating you hard in front of everyone can revitalize the sect! Master & Senior Brother & Senior Sister: We never said that! Much later, when asked by a disciple about his first encounter with the Taoist monk, Master Lingxu showed a nostalgic look and said slowly: That year, the spring was warm, the flowers were blooming, the scenery was just right, the corners of her white gauze skirt were flying, like a goddess descending to earth, and then... The Taoist monk responded: Then I slashed at him with my sword! Everyone: ... It is truly a blessing from heaven. Master Lingxu smiled: That's natural. Conception: