Keep a Cool Head in Your Cultivation Life

Passerby A: Our young city lord is exceptionally gifted. Ordinary people couldn't catch up even if they started cultivating in the womb.

Wen Shufan: Um, sorry to say, but I really did start cultivating in the womb.

Passerby B: Our young city lord studies medicine with single-minded devotion, takes a laid-back approach to wellness, and leads us all to prosperity!

Wen Shufan: Remember to drink plenty of warm water, and always add goji berries to your tea!

Passerby C: Our young city lord is handsome and dashing. So many people have fallen at his feet!

Wen Shufan: Mm-hmm.

Gu Xiansheng: How many people? [He appears ominously.]

Wen Shufan: M-Maybe? They made it all up! It's all lies!! You have to believe me!

Gu Xiansheng: Oh, is that so?

Wen Shufan: Waaah, hero, I was wrong! Q_Q

Synopsis two:

When Wen Shufan first realized he'd transmigrated into a book, he wasn't worried. In a way, all these people should be calling him Dad. Even though he was just a background character who had no use whatsoever to the plot, he still wasn't worried. But then the original story's several-hundred-year-old master tilted his head and gave him a cute little pout, and Wen Shufan lost it.

What happens if a background character who has no effect on the plot accidentally bites the dust before the story even begins? Will the world save him? ∏_∏?