[Seven Heroes and Five Gallants] I'm a Lucky Charm, Not a Tang Monk!

Legend has it that the Song Dynasty was home to a koi fish. Stroke its scales and good fortune will shine upon you; eat its flesh and you will live forever. If a demon eats it, it can ascend to immortality.

It's practically more effective than Tang Monk's flesh.

However...

Bully: I only touched her arm. Why did a dog bite me?

Bandit: I only tried to catch her with a fishing net. How did I end up with a stroke?

Villain: What kind of koi is this? It's a poisonous koi!

Wei Li smiles sweetly: I'm pretty amazing. I can help you catch bad guys.

Zhan Zhao takes three steps back: Miss, you'd be better off keeping your distance from me.

Wei Li: Why?

Zhan Zhao: I... don't want any accidents.

Wei Li: Y-you want to eat me too?! Oh, right, you're the Imperial Cat. Cats eat fish!

Zhan Zhao: I have absolutely no such intention! ...Miss, please don't cry!

Bao Zheng: Guard Zhan, you... (his expression turns grave)

Gongsun Ce: I never thought Guard Zhan was like this... (shakes his head)

Zhan Zhao: ...

But then, in the blink of an eye...

Wei Li: I advise you to stay away from Chongxiao Tower.

Bai Yutang: Do I need your permission to go where I please?

Wei Li: Can't you see the black aura surrounding you?

Bai Yutang: ? You can see it?

Wei Li: Hah. All looks and no sense, with eyes that fail to see.

Bai Yutang turns to Zhan Zhao: You call that gentle?

Zhan Zhao: Brother Bai, don't talk nonsense. A Li is timid. Don't frighten her.

◇ Zhan Zhao pairing, one-on-one, set in the Seven Heroes and Five Gallants universe

◇ A lighthearted story. Historical accuracy buffs, please go easy on me.

Theme: Solving cases and falling in love