Han Yue was poor and bald. At thirty, she hooked up with a divine young man. When she learned she'd transmigrated into a TV drama and was only a character in the prequel, Auntie Han decisively dumped the divine young man and went on her way, living like an immortal... (not really).
The divine young man smiled as he held a chainsaw. "If you dump me, you better be prepared to lose the use of your arms and legs."
Han Yue: "... I give up, I give up. I'll call you Daddy."
Older woman-younger man romance. The female lead thinks she's transmigrated into a TV drama. The male lead goes dark, then darker!
The male lead is a mixed-race musical genius. His looks are based on Young Hannibal. Gong Li and Hannibal together are so thrilling, I'm screaming!
Kids, stay away! You can't even imagine the danger of adults who start speeding the moment you turn your back [smirks wickedly]...
Anyone who got the wrong idea, get out! The female lead is a social werewolf who rides a Wuling Hongguang while singing, "The spring breeze of reform blows across the land!"
The plot goes completely off the rails. I've got plenty of chapters saved up, so don't spare me just because I'm a delicate flower!
