Yehenala Xingzhen: Xiao Lizi, pack your things. Let's get out of here, quick!
Xiao Lizi, the stone-faced eunuch: Mistress, where are we going to run? It's not safe outside either.
Yehenala Xingzhen: Damn it, we're not running anymore. Let's take them on!
Xiao Lizi, the stone-faced eunuch: ...Mistress, you should just wash up and go to bed!
Xing Zhen, a brash modern woman, was being beaten up by a crowd when a bolt of lightning struck her out of nowhere. As space warped, she switched bodies with a spoiled woman from three hundred years ago. From then on, Xing Zhen embarked on a life of running away and flirting, but no matter how vast the world was, she couldn't find anywhere to stay.
With her back against the wall, Xing Zhen declared: If there's nowhere left to run, then I'll fight...
