[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Risotto Picks Up a Ghost

One rainy night, Risotto brought home a little girl. Blond hair, brown eyes. Her hair was a complete mess, and she was barefoot. She looked every bit the poor little thing. The few scruffy guys around her scoffed at the helpless little girl, yet somehow found themselves taking on the role of her babysitters. "...Is this some new kind of Stand attack?" Otherwise, why couldn't he move? Prosciutto, whose hair had been let down so the little girl could play Barbie with it, wondered. If Formaggio had known back then that this girl was a total idiot, he would have done everything in his power to stop her from joining the organization. Little girl: Your hair's flying away, Formaggio. Even though the title mentions the leader, he may not be the love interest. Same goes for the blurb. Warning: Everyone gets dumber. The blurb and the story are wildly different. Seriously. Contains some vulgar jokes and memes. It's very likely this won't follow the JoJo Part 5 plot. Let's all have fun together! Theme: