HP: The Fallen Academy

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy have been bitter rivals for decades. Whenever they meet, they can't help trading insults. But in the year they turn forty, something happens, and their verbal sparring somehow triggers a magical outburst. The two of them are sent back to when they were eleven...

That was the serious blurb. Here's what actually happens:

Reborn Harry Potter is a notorious "Ooh"-er. He can't help saying "Ooh" whenever he sees anyone!

Harry says wistfully to Fred Weasley, "Ooh, Fred, my dear friend!"

The twins: "Ooh, our dear friend Harry!"

Harry says happily to Headmaster Dumbledore, "Ooh, dear Professor Dumbledore!"

Dumbledore: smiling face.

Harry says with relief to Severus Snape, "Ooh, Professor Snape... Severus Snape, still alive."

Snape pulls out his wand and tells Dumbledore, who's holding him back, "Don't stop me from Avada-ing him!"

Harry says to the reborn Draco, "Ooh, little Malfoy... You were reborn too? Ooh, Merlin, I had no idea you had a thing for guys!"

Draco bristles. "You're the pervert! Your whole family is full of perverts! I'll Avada you!"

Voldemort: (appears, wants to say something but doesn't)

Harry and Draco: "Ooh, just shut up, you loser!"

I've thought about it for a long time, and the story ideas in my head still need to be written. Updates will be irregular. This is a labor of love~

Also, everyone is out of character in this story! Everyone, and every plot point, is completely derailed! Don't say I didn't warn you this time!

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