Popular singer Feng Li confidently charges into the battlefield of a new game, only to get brutally humbled, livestreaming all 360 ways to get killed on the spot. He runs into expert player Li Mo, and his fans rush to cling to the guy, begging him to carry Feng Li to victory. The next day's trending topic: #BlackPineappleCP, anyone?~#
Six months later, a reporter asks, “Xiao Li, as everyone knows, TPS players generally fall into two camps: those who rush into gunfights and those who hide and survive. As the first player to straddle both the music and esports worlds, which camp do you think you belong to?”
Feng Li: “I'm just bad.”
Fans: Whether he hides or fights depends on whether the pro is around.
Two years later, a reporter asks, “You have the Singer of the Year award and the league championship trophy. As a top star, what's your most important goal this year?”
Feng Li: “Li Mo.”
Fans: Only kids have to choose. Feng Li wants all three pineapples.
Fans: Wait, he's confessing his love in public! Did the ship I stan just become canon???
He's dazzling and riding high in public, but behind the scenes, bad luck follows him everywhere and he gets killed on a daily basis. A gaming disaster of a celebrity makes a comeback and becomes a legend.
Warning: extra sweetness ahead. Being a noob is tough, but getting close to Li Mo is sweet. Mutual crush, everyday doting, and a fluffy little sweet treat.
Handsome, brilliant gaming pro with a cool gun, a protective streak, and a scheming side, seme X kind-hearted, playful, rebellious, and chuunibyou popular singer, uke
New chapters at 6 p.m. every day; other times are for proofreading. Updates are expected six times a week. Any leave or special circumstances will be explained in the author's notes.
Notes: 1. All characters and other elements are fictional, with no real-life counterparts. A slow burn, with a chat-commentary style and variety shows.
2. TPS means third-person shooter. The game takes inspiration from battle royale games and is set in a VR game.
3. The story takes place around 2022. The cities and other settings are fictional, and same-sex marriage has been legalized.
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A Guide to Surviving in the Underworld, related to the completed novel A High-Risk Job: Delivery
Blurb: The Human Realm
Zhao Wugou, a junior psychological counselor with an empty waiting room, opens a livestream counseling room. Then his casebook explodes!
A visual disorder caused by the delusion of being robbed by a dragon, a fantasy disorder that requires teaching ghosts how to play video games, manic depression caused by losing a pet rabbit, and a narcissist convinced all the neighbors are imitating him. One bizarre case after another pops up in the livestream.
Queen Mother of the West: Once couples have been together for a long time, do they all start to hate each other? What do you call that itch again?
Zhao Wugou: The seven-year itch. How long have you been married?
Queen Mother of the West: I've lost count. My youngest daughter, Zhinv, is over three thousand years old, so I guess about seven thousand years.
Zhao Wugou: ?????
Case notes in progress: Hallucinations and delusions
Little King of Hell: Daddy, when are you coming back to the underworld? Father King is furious. He beat me again just because I used Meng Po's bowl to pour him tea.
Zhao Wugou: ???
A King of Hell seme who says one thing and means another, is possessive, and gets jealous X a clever, cool-headed reincarnated judge, uke, with a professional disorder
Theme:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now that it's over I really want to eat these two people, He Ming and He Ku...
First time seeing the full score chart? I want to know how many points Mama gave her father, hahahahaha
Am I still waiting to fall off my horse? That's the part before
Why would you show it to fans? Tsk tsk tsk
I slept better than Jinjiang! Zbc
"Brother Feng Yuan" gave the author a big worm~
Aaa Mom and dad are fine too uuu
Oh my god! ! So sweet and so good! ! The corners of my mouth have never stopped smiling!
Hoho⊙?⊙! So beautiful, so sweet
My horse duck cried sweetly! ! ! ! ! ! ! It's so sweet! ! ! ! ! !