Bruce Wayne looked at the little girl in front of him. "...Who are you?"
Little girl: "Daddy?"
She stared at him in confusion, burped, and a banknote popped out of her mouth, wobbling through the air before landing on the ground.
Bruce Wayne: "..."
#The Unidentified Daughter of Batman Has a Cash Register in Her Stomach#
Harry Osborn: "Peter, why is there a little girl in your room?"
Peter Parker: "Bro, I have no idea..."
The little girl immediately piped up, "Daddy!"
She opened her mouth and accidentally spat out a strand of webbing, plastering Peter Parker in the face.
Peter Parker: "..."
#Spider-Man Accidentally Becomes a Dad, and His Daughter Spits Webs#
"You probably won't believe this, but the other day my gear suddenly turned into a person, became my daughter, and then suddenly disappeared. Her name is Sheila."
"What? You too?! My daughter is named Sheila too!"
"???"
#Just How Many Good Dads Do You Have?#
[Notes for Readers]
1. A ship? What's a ship? I don't know!
2. I'm writing this just to entertain myself and explore all kinds of wild ideas! There may be out-of-character moments, no logic, no timeline, and no science. The characters are all idealized and cool.
3. My writing isn't great, so please be patient. Reasonable suggestions are welcome, but I don't accept negative reviews. Please don't compare rankings.