I Became a King After Turning into a Skeleton

Also known as I Reincarnated as a Skeleton and Became the Boss in Another World Dying and transmigrating isn't scary. Being reborn as a skeleton, though, isn't great. Lusius took one look at himself and chose to lie back down in his grave. "This is what resurrection looks like? I'd rather be dead." [Ding! Detected behavior inconsistent with Host's identity. Correcting now.] The skeleton crawled out of the grave and sat upright on the coffin lid, a thigh bone in its left hand and a skull in its right. It struck a pose and held it for five whole minutes. Lusius: "What the hell." [Welcome to the Interworld Edition of the Pretending-to-Be-Impressive Textbook System. You will receive the greatest golden finger in this plane. The only condition for using it: your actions must match your identity. Your highest principle in all things is to look impressive.] "What identity?" [The Dragon Proudly Soar of another world, at the height of his success.] "If I've already made a name for myself, why can't I do anything?" [A qualified Dragon Proudly Soar shouldn't have to do things himself.] "Damn it, where am I supposed to get minions?" Skeleton with a max-level golden finger but no minions to use it, transmigrated seme × unlucky skeleton thief who transmigrated too, uke Mainly the seme's perspective, mainly the seme's perspective, mainly the seme's perspective! Not sure if this title will be approved, so I'll leave it here for now. If it doesn't work, I'll change it. [Flops down like a salted fish]