Main story complete. Next story: "I'll Be Your Golden Bell Shield"
If Yao Shuning had known that the consequence of falling for someone's looks at first sight would be a sudden marriage, she never would have pretended to mistake him for someone else just to strike up a conversation.
Gu Xun: Hah. Another woman with ulterior motives trying to play me.
They accidentally got married, but couldn't stand each other. Each suspected the other of having an ulterior motive, then discovered that getting married was easy but getting divorced was hard. They had no choice but to play the loving couple in front of everyone.
In private, they clashed at every turn and refused to back down.
Gu Xun: This woman is so ambitious. It's bad enough that she wants my money, but she also craves my cooking and my body!
Yao Shuning: If your cooking weren't so good, I'd have dumped you long ago and found myself a cute young boy. Who do you think you are, barking at me all day?
Later, Gu Xun got his wish and obtained a divorce certificate. He ignored his ex-wife for three whole days, waiting for her to come crawling back, weeping and begging for the support of her golden goose.
His assistant had to remind him: "Mr. Gu, you've been single for three days. Should we have the PR department announce it?"
Gu Xun: "Three days... Has my ex-wife realized her mistake and begged me on her knees yet?"
Assistant: "No. Your ex-wife took off without a care in the world."
Gu Xun: "..."
A sweet love-after-marriage story. Making your wife suffer is fun for a while, then comes the long road to win her back.
Also known as "A Domineering CEO Without a Chef's License Isn't a Good Husband," "I Just Want to Eat Your Cooking, But You Want to Eat Me," and "The Cold, Arrogant Young Master and His Late-Enrolling Campus Romance."
-------Coming next: "I'll Be Your Golden Bell Shield," originally titled "Our Team Marches Toward the Sun"-------
Guan Heng is fiercely protective and holds a grudge. Everyone who knows him says he's a real wolf, and it's a shame such a handsome face could split the sky, because touch him and he'll bite your hand off.
One day, his beloved younger cousin sobbed as she told him her romance had fallen apart. "A heartbroken person should go abroad to recover and clear their head."
Guan Heng narrowed his eyes and sent three teams into the game, one after another, to teach the "scumbag" who'd tricked a young woman a lesson.
Guan's younger brother: "Bro, are you testing me? I promise I'll stop playing games so much. Can you please let me off?"
Game streamer: "Boss, do you even know who you're trying to kill? [Ice Cream]! That's a legend! Sorry, but I can't kill a god!"
Pro esports player: "?? What did our manager ever do to you? Keep this up and we'll shoot you until you cry!"
Guan Heng had run into the first real obstacle in his life. He decided to take revenge in person, bought a female account called "Sweet Meow Sauce," and rolled up his sleeves, ready to give his enemy a taste of his own medicine.
Wasn't this just using affection to scam someone out of money and a power-leveling service? He could do that too!
You Qi: "Tsk, the scammers these days are useless."
Guan Heng: "This scammer's way too arrogant!"
Younger cousin: "...I just went abroad for the summer. Can someone tell me what happened?"
P.S. The female lead is a gaming expert and an esports club manager. Since women are often discriminated against, she has always played male characters. She never tricked a young woman into falling for her. It was all a misunderstanding!
The male lead... is genuinely terrible at games! The kind of terrible who gets mad and meows when someone shoots him to pieces!
Also known as "My Wife Is So Cute When She Kills People," "My Husband Is So Catlike When He's Being Tsundere," and "Run Like Hell If You Meet This Petty Couple in a Game," among others.
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Haha it's over, I'm looking forward to the lawyer and the flower game champion
Hahaha, the big mushroom is so down-to-earth, congratulations on the completion.
Hahaha, Little Lemon has more fans than George.
Woooooooooooo it's over, I can't bear to leave it, I'm looking forward to the new article and Diamond Car
It's over. I can't bear to part with it but I still want to spread some flowers~
It's over. I guess George's IQ will follow his father's, and he will be a fool again when he grows up hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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So funny hahahahahah
They are all ugly when they are born...
Gu Xun always wants to take a bite, hahaha.