Jodie, a famous oddball from an underground orphanage, never spoke and never smiled. Her unnerving eyes could stare right into your heart and make you uneasy. When she was five, the orphanage closed down. From then on, Jodie had a foster father, and her miserable daily life began, filled with lessons on how to develop the correct values. Fifteen years later, the antisocial Jodie evolved into a drama queen. At the same time, she learned a huge secret.
Jodie Gideon: Ahem... Do you still need any superheroes? I can be cute and funny, and I can do laundry and cook. Most importantly, I have extremely upright values, and I love standing up for people in need!
The Avengers: Thanks, we're good! What? Someone's come to steal the Infinity Stones again? Sorry, we'll have to excuse ourselves...
The Bat Family: Thanks, we're good! Gotham is just fine, and Arkham doesn't need any renovations either!
The X-Men: Xavier welcomes you! No, don't go! Won't you at least consider it? We have the breathtakingly handsome Charles!
The army of villains: Hey there, your order has arrived! We look forward to working with you again!
Warnings: 1. The timeline is a mess, the plot is terrible, and I'm just writing whatever the heck I want. 2. Parallel worlds, a chaotic mashup of universes. 3. Very indulgent, very sweet, no logic, and a one-on-one ending.
