[Harry Potter] That Damn Thing!

Damn it! How did I end up in this godforsaken place? Fine, I’ve transmigrated into HP! Fine, I’ve transmigrated as Draco! Fine, I’ve transmigrated as Snape! But damn it, I’ve ended up as some random nobody??? Fine, I have superpowers! I can pretend I’m Superman, right? Fine, I know kung fu! I can pretend I’m Huang Rong, right? I’d even be happy if I knew how to play tennis! Then I could be part of Prince of Tennis, right? But no, I’m a half-baked wizard who hasn’t even finished reading HP3! Oh, my god! Oh, my Merlin! Damn it, I curse you! I’m going to change the plot! I’m going to mess with the protagonists! Major lightning ahead! Bring your lightning rods! Original character To my readers: The System issues with Chapters 51 and 52 still can’t be fixed, so I’ve reposted the main text in the author’s notes. You don’t need to buy it again. I’m extremely sorry about this! Updates will resume once the System is back up! I’ve figured out why only half of Chapters 51 and 52 appeared: it was because of certain symbols. Since editing them isn’t convenient, I’ve reposted the chapters in the author’s notes. Please bear with me! Theme: