[BTS] A Guide to Consuming Bangtan Boys

This novel is complete~ Please add my new novel to your favorites! Go check it out~ New novel: [BTS] This and That About Bangtan (on hiatus) New novel: [SEVENTEEN] Bringing Carats Into the World of Seventeen New novel: [NCT] The World of the WayV Kids If you like SVT, go take a look~ The second novel is complete! Find it here: [BTS] Raising Bangtan Diary #South Korea's Most Ferocious Double Maknae Duo Is Born!# How can something this coincidental happen? How can one group have two maknaes born on the exact same day, month, and year!? Fan 1: This is a very mysterious boy group. The oldest is afraid of the maknae, the maknae is afraid of the second oldest, the second oldest is afraid of the oldest. The oldest uses formal speech, while the maknae speaks casually. Fan 2: This is a very ridiculous boy group. I often feel I'm not ridiculous enough to deserve them. Fan 3: This is a very handsome boy group, with the world's number one visual and members who frequently trend just because of their looks. Fan 4: This is a group with endless charm and a bright future. They've won countless awards, and they always give every live stage their all. Jeon Jungkook and Song Jihwan: We came to Seoul at fifteen and supported six older brothers. #South Korea's Number One Trouble-Maker, BTS's Song Jihwan# #South Korea's Number One Tough Guy, BTS's Jeon Jungkook# The wine-bottle line went so far to compete for affection...! [Reader's guide]: No CP, safe to read. The author isn't a debut-era fan, so some things might not be entirely accurate, but I'll do my best. Please point out any mistakes. I'll gladly accept corrections. New Novel Coming Soon Part 1: How many steps does it take to lure the aloof-on-the-outside, passionate-on-the-inside kitten Minwoo into SM? Step 1: The scout uncle tricks the kitten into visiting SM. Mark the tour guide is in charge of welcoming him, and the Haechan teddy bear is in charge of going. Step 2: The scout uncle helps the kitten sign a contract. The kitten himself reassures his cat mom and dad on the phone: "Mom, Dad! I've made lots of friends here! Taeyong hyung is so nice to me!" Step 3: The kitten moves into the dorm, where he has plenty to eat and wear, and once again marvels at how wonderful it is to have so many friends. Doyoung hyung makes breakfast in the morning, and Taeil hyung makes dinner at night! I, Kim Minwoo, came to SM for one thing only! That is! To make friends! Part 2: "SM's legendary trainee? Ah, of course I know who that is!" "Isn't it Kim Minwoo? He agreed to be a trainee but wouldn't sign a company contract! He left the manager completely dumbfounded!" "I heard that when Kim Minwoo was a trainee, a manager had to watch him every day to stop him from running away!" "Wow, that's amazing kkkkk. How can that be so funny..." "Haven't you heard? Even after debuting as a member of NCT Dream, Minu's passport was still kept by his manager!" "Was he really that afraid of him running away? kkkkk" "When Dream was on break, Minu went to ask the manager for his passport. Chenle said it took a lot of effort to get it back kkk" "Chenle said the manager was really upset because he thought Minu wasn't coming back, hahahahahaha" Name: Kim Minwoo (Minu) Age: 21 (September 11, 2000) Height: 178 cm (still growing) Nationality: New York, USA Personality: bking, funny guy, affectionate kitten Debuted with NCT Dream in 2016, then joined NCT 127 as an official member and debuted with the group in 2020. Content warning: Friendship-focused within the NCT circle, no CP! But feel free to ship them yourself. No accurate timeline, since the author is still catching up too. Theme: I have a bunch of wonderful older brothers