[Pre-received article: "After I Weared a Book, I Was Dressed as a Woman in White Moonlight" (ID: 4198836) The copy is below]
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Fang Rou went through the book and entered an ancient abuse novel.
Her role, not to mention the male and female protagonists, even the three or four supporting characters are not around.
It is mentioned in a sentence in the book, "Everyone".
And Fang Rou is one of the "people" who has passed through.
The family is wealthy and lives a comfortable life. Fang Rou feels that it is great to be able to travel to such a family through books.
However, when the Jade Emperor opens one door for you, he will close another door.
By some strange combination of circumstances, he provokes the most terrifying villain in the book.
Rich? Haha, the villain makes you so poor that you can't even drink water.
Peace? Haha, the villain makes your life miserable and makes you hit the wall with your head bald.
Fang Rou got angry and put a knife to the villain's neck: What on earth do you want? !
The villain BOSS gave a cruel smile: Marry me.
Fang Rou put the blade against her neck...
Demining:
1 If they are all in books, they must be fictitious, so don't test it!
2 The old rules and logic are all for the plot.
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Preliminary article for the column: "After wearing a book, I was captured by Bai Yueguang dressed as a woman" (ID: 4198836)
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Wen Qiao transformed into the second cannon fodder female stand-in in a bad novel.
Bai Linyue is the Bai Yueguang heroine that the male protagonists in the book can only dream of.
She is kind-hearted, elegant and intellectual, and is the apple of the eye of the chairman of the group~
The original owner had a similar appearance to Bai Linyue.
In order to survive, the original owner became the stand-in No. 2 That these male protagonists came and went to comfort them.
And when Wen Qiao came in, it was the scene where one of the male protagonists smashed money in the face.
Wen Qiao: How about a few more hits?
At the banquet, Bai Linyue saw Wen Qiao standing alone at the dining table at a glance, eating like a little hamster.
It's so cute and lovable that no one loves it.
So, the kind-hearted Bai Linyue walked over with the dessert...
After that, Wen Qiao always appeared right next to her:
When she was hungry, Bai Linyue brought food to her: "Open your mouth, ah~"
Being poor, Bai Linyue took out her black card: "I'll pay."
When she was sick, Bai Linyue accompanied her attentively: "Does your stomach still hurt? I'll warm you up."
Being bullied by the male protagonists, Bai Linyue hugged Wen Qiao into her arms and said in a low and sexy voice, "Don't be afraid, I'm here."
Wen Qiao, who is closely attached to Bai Linyue: ⊙0⊙ (I discovered Bai Yueguang's big secret!)
# After hugging Bai Yueguang's thigh, I reached the pinnacle of my life## Want to stick to Bai Yueguang? Bribe me~#
#Stupid men, you know nothing about Bai Yueguang's power#
[Reading Guide] Easy and brainless white text
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Recommend gay friend GB ancient poem "Princess Chao Xi" by Yu Mian (ID: 6276569)
When Emperor Chu got a daughter in his old age, the whole world celebrated her and gave her the name "Princess Chaoxi".
As the daughter of the emperor, Chao Xi dislikes makeup and loves swords and guns. She tamed wild horses at the age of five, hunted wild animals at the age of eight, and achieved military merit by killing enemies on the battlefield at the age of fourteen.
Princess Chao Xi has always felt that she can do anything a man can do.
The great eunuch Yue Heyuan is handsome, cold and ruthless. At the age of nineteen, he firmly sat on the throne of Dongchang Changchang, with power in both the government and the public.
Only when he saw Princess Chaoxi, Yue Heyuan's eyes were filled with tenderness and surrender.
The princess is good at fighting, and the foreign vassal wants to marry her. Several ministers seconded the proposal and were massacred that night.
In the princess's bedroom, Yue Heyuan knelt in front of Chao Xi, with blood stains on his face. Chao Xi took out the jade hairpin from Yue Heyuan's hair and drew a bloody mark between his eyebrows.
Yue Heyuan's eyes were filled with tears, and his heart ached.
The morning light caressed Yue Heyuan:
"Ayuan, kid, don't always think about killing people. Just stay by my side and be obedient, okay?"
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That year, nine-year-old Chao Xi rescued six-year-old Yue Heyuan.
That year, six-year-old Yue Heyuan had Chaoxi's name engraved in his bones.
The brave and capable eldest princess x the ruthless and loyal eunuch of Dongchang
1v1 Shuangjie, running in both directions, the full text is empty
Demining: The male protagonist is a true eunuch
Intention: plainness is the truth
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