Don't Bully Me, My Wife Will Explode

[Column advance collection: "After wearing a book, I was captured by Bai Yueguang dressed as a woman" (ID: 4198836)] Copywriting of this book A story about a country couple (actually very cool and cool with the special effects of Porphyrin), who have no choice but to show off their strength and fight with each other every time. [Cold and Calm Wife x Innocent Coward] ======================= Column advance collection: "After wearing a book, I was captured by Bai Yueguang dressed as a woman" (ID: 4198836) Copywriting Wen Qiao transformed into the second cannon fodder female stand-in in a bad novel. Bai Linyue is the Bai Yueguang heroine that the male protagonists in the book can only dream of. She is kind-hearted, elegant and intellectual, and is the apple of the eye of the chairman of the group~ The original owner had a similar appearance to Bai Linyue. In order to survive, the original owner became the stand-in No. 2 That these male protagonists came and went to comfort them. And when Wen Qiao came in, it was the scene where one of the male protagonists smashed money in the face. Wen Qiao: How about a few more hits? At the banquet, Bai Linyue saw Wen Qiao standing alone at the dining table at a glance, eating like a little hamster. It's so cute and lovable that no one loves it. So, the kind-hearted Bai Linyue walked over with the dessert... After that, Wen Qiao always appeared right next to her: When she was hungry, Bai Linyue brought food to her: "Open your mouth, ah~" Being poor, Bai Linyue took out her black card: "I'll pay." When she was sick, Bai Linyue accompanied her attentively: "Does your stomach still hurt? I'll warm you up." Being bullied by the male protagonists, Bai Linyue hugged Wen Qiao into her arms and said in a low and sexy voice, "Don't be afraid, I'm here." Wen Qiao, who is closely attached to Bai Linyue: ⊙0⊙ (I discovered Bai Yueguang's big secret!) # After hugging Bai Yueguang's thigh, I reached the pinnacle of my life## Want to stick to Bai Yueguang? Bribe me~# #Stupid men, you know nothing about Bai Yueguang's power# [Reading Guide] Easy and brainless white text ======================== Recommended new article for gay friends: "Go wild in the arms of your enemy" by Xu Xinghui (ID: 6397058) * Lin Qingyang was cursed by fans of the rival idol because she liked a piece of scandalous material about her rival idol when she went out and was hit by a car. Then... The curse came true. When she woke up, she found that she had been dressed as her opponent's cat and was forced to bind a cute cat system. She not only had to be cute and coquettish with her opponent every day, but also tried every means to gain his favor. Only when the favorability reaches a certain value can you turn back into a human being, otherwise, you will be wiped out. 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The picture is of him and his cat. Fans were elated: I told you a long time ago that my brother is focused on his career and will not fall in love before the age of 30. You guys, please save it! Later, from time to time, several scratches of different shades would appear on Shen Jin's face, and fans all understood it tacitly—— It doesn't matter, we all know it was your cat! Not long after, Shen Jin posted another Weibo post. In the photo, he is holding a sweet-looking girl in his arms, smiling like a spring breeze, with the text: Let me introduce to you, this is my cat. Fans:? ? ? When everyone reacted and prepared to control the comments, the Weibo server exploded. ================================================ Recommended gay friend GB article "Princess Chaoxi" by Yu Mian When Emperor Chu got a daughter in his old age, the whole world celebrated her and gave her the name "Princess Chaoxi". As the daughter of the emperor, Chao Xi dislikes makeup and loves swords and guns. She tamed wild horses at the age of five, hunted wild animals at the age of eight, and achieved military merit by killing enemies on the battlefield at the age of fourteen. Princess Chao Xi has always felt that she can do anything a man can do. The great eunuch Yue Heyuan is handsome, cold and ruthless. At the age of nineteen, he firmly sat on the throne of Dongchang Changchang, with power in both the government and the public. Only when he saw Princess Chaoxi, Yue Heyuan's eyes were filled with tenderness and surrender. The princess is good at fighting, and the foreign vassal wants to marry her. Several ministers seconded the proposal and were massacred that night. In the princess's bedroom, Yue Heyuan knelt in front of Chao Xi, with blood stains on his face. Chao Xi took out the jade hairpin from Yue Heyuan's hair and drew a bloody mark between his eyebrows. Yue Heyuan's eyes were filled with tears, and his heart ached. 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