After dying, Yu Yuan was reborn and bound to a simp System.
The simp System was a total looks addict, and automatically locked onto the most handsome male within a thousand meters of Yu Yuan: Xie Shichen, the heartthrob of T University.
The tasks issued by the System had absolutely no shame. Sucking up to the heartthrob from every angle without getting caught was a real skill.
Yu Yuan's daily simp checklist:
1. Post five complimentary messages about Xie Shichen on the campus forum.
2. Secretly follow Xie Shichen for an hour after class.
3. Buy Xie Shichen a lovingly prepared breakfast every day.
4. Cheer Xie Shichen on while he plays basketball, at a volume above 60 decibels.
One day, Yu Yuan slipped into the locker room and picked the lock on Xie Shichen's locker.
System: [Take the basketball jersey Xie Shichen just took off and breathe it in with an intoxicated expression.]
Holding her breath, Yu Yuan buried her face in the sweaty shirt.
System: [Important warning: You must look intoxicated.]
Yu Yuan rolled her eyes and sighed, "It smells so good... This intoxicating scent of hormones..."
In her head: Blech, blech, blech! This disgusting stench of sweat!
System: [Ding! Task complete.]
The locker room door opened.
Xie Shichen stood in the doorway, the basketball in his hand dropping to the floor.
