Bai Lu, a picky big shot from the fox clan, failed to survive her heavenly tribulation and accidentally got struck by lightning into a place where everyone speaks bird language. But... the mustachioed man who saved her by chance really is handsome.
Not just handsome, the man before her has the most delicious heart she's ever seen.
She can't repay his life-saving kindness, so she'll just... eat his heart.
But she's always been an ethical fox spirit. Since he's her savior, she should at least wait until he dies of old age before eating him.
After all, mortals only live for a few years. She can wait.
But... why is it so hard to let this man die of old age!
Sigh, after all the effort I've put into protecting him, I guess he might as well stay alive.
Also known as: What Should I Do When My Pet Keeps Trying to Eat Me?
Note:
This is a 1v1 sweet romance. The heroine is very much a Mary Sue. The male lead is Iron Man. I'm a huge Iron Man fan, so, um, I really can't control myself.
Reading Guide: 1. I'm not lying when I say my writing is bad.
2. I'm sensitive, so I welcome suggestions but not criticism.
3. This terrible author really does make a lot of typos. Um, feel free to point them out.