[One Piece] The Swordmaster's Tales: A Wife to Cherish

One day, A Kuo casually complained to Mihawk, "I feel like you don't love me anymore." "...?" "Look, you don't even say you love me anymore! And you're always running off somewhere! I'm pregnant, and you still don't spend time with me! Waaaah, tell me, don't you love me anymore? Tell me!" "..." After comforting his teary-eyed little wife, a certain swordsman fell into deep thought. The next day, A Kuo received a friendly message from her husband's friend. After the usual round of laughter, he said, "That guy really is the most unromantic man I've ever met." Perplexed, A Kuo opened her Den Den Mushi, then discovered to her surprise that Mihawk had actually spent a fortune to make Den Den Mushi all over the world broadcast the wedding vows he had made when proposing to her, twenty-four hours a day. A Kuo: "...???" Things to know before reading: 1. This is a silly comedy, with lots of original headcanons and plenty of OOC. 2. This is a birthday fic, and the protagonist is A Kuo. Tagging the real star here: Fake Fish. Theme: