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Sect disciple Su Bai is reborn in the modern world. At a loss for what to do, he spots a familiar figure.
That person... looks a lot like his senior brother.
Lu Shixiu patiently teaches his junior brother how to read and write modern characters, assigning him a diary entry every day for practice. If he doesn't know how to write a character, he's told to draw a circle around it.
Su Bai's new diary reads: Today I was o happy. o brother o me ate oo. So o.
Lu Shixiu: ...
Stunning beauty, ghost hunter and evil-spirit slayer, ridiculously powerful bottom vs. high-spec, cool, overbearing CEO top
[Su Bai is the bottom, Lu Shixiu is the top]
This is the upcoming novel [This Celestial Master Is Super Strong but Ridiculously Goofy].
Lin Sijun transmigrates into a cultivation novel. He shuts out all news from beyond the mountains and focuses solely on cultivating the carefree Dao. After enduring countless trials, he finally reaches the triumphant moment of ascension!
Unexpectedly, a heavenly lightning bolt strikes him back into his original world.
Lin Sijun: ...
The youngest son of the Lin family, who never did an honest day's work, disappears for a while and then comes back. Not only does he act like he owns the world, he even starts dabbling in superstition!
He claims to be an expert in feng shui and physiognomy, drawing talismans and setting up formations, and hunting ghosts and dispelling evil spirits.
Everyone is delighted to watch the good-for-nothing turn into a charlatan.
But before long...
A newly wealthy man: Master, the photos in my house cry in the middle of the night...
A tycoon: Master, my late father's long-dead older brother has come back to find him!
An award-winning actor: Whenever I put on this costume, I feel like someone's hugging me from behind. What's going on?
A top-tier star: My new song is coming out. Please give me a talisman so it sells like crazy.
The onlookers: ...No way, it's all actually real?!
Lin Sijun makes superstition thrive through sheer ability, but then he realizes the look in the eyes of a certain eminent cultivator from the mystic sect is a little... off.
Lin Sijun: ?
Shi Jingyao: ...
Lin Sijun: ??
[Lighthearted and goofy, not scary]
Note:
1. Everything is fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.
2. This is a modern alternate universe with lots of original worldbuilding. Please don't overanalyze it.
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The ending was unexpected! They say it's a piece of shit. There's no tail at all. Don't buy it!!
So abrupt? Su Bai's story hasn't been finished yet, but his story is over?
Hey, I don't have enough money to watch the next one at the moment, so I can only recharge in two days to watch it.
I just tied it, please update it soon, it's so annoying to be stuck here (~_~;)
Um? What's going on? Lost it after writing it halfway? Why should it be so anticlimactic!
It felt like the ending was so rushed and I haven't seen enough yet.
What!? That's it!! It's not big enough to see
Hahahaha so funny
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