The Flattery Expert's Farming Journal

My new story, The Village Head's Self-Cultivation, is now underway. The blurb is below. Come give it a try~~: Before transmigrating, Ge Ge loved playing all kinds of management and strategy games. In them, she built international metropolises, married a rich and handsome man (not really), and reached the pinnacle of life. After transmigrating, Ge Ge took over as village head with just one liang, four qian, and seven fen to her name. She leads a village of 46 households, full of the old, the young, and women, and spends every day dealing with petty quarrels, disciplining people, making money, and even catching giant tigers. From the start, it feels like she's heading straight for game over. Fortunately, her transmigration came with a randomly assigned "Tremble, Ancients!" golden finger System. With the golden finger at her back, Ge, a dainty seventh-degree sanda fighter, transforms into a cool-headed Chun-Li. One punch, one tree. As long as I punch fast enough, there's no villager I can't bring to heel. Thanks to her outstanding personal charm (not at all), Ge Ge successfully made a name for herself beyond East China Village, becoming famous across the town, the city, and even the whole country. She attained the highest honor of all: the reigning emperor himself declared, "The Great Dynasty's foremost village head, a model for educating the people and women." Years later, East China Village had become Huadong County, and the county gazetteer was preparing to write a biography of the Great Dynasty's first female village head. Only then did the villagers from back then realize that the little village head's self-cultivation meant having a hard heart, a ruthless hand, and a need to save face! Reason for entering the Technology Strengthens the Nation contest: The female lead cultivates the rice seeds she obtains from the System and gives them to the villagers to plant, increasing grain yields. They say the Mo family has a lunatic with a silver tongue. They say the little lunatic loves to carry a stool to the edge of the Mo family's rice fields and start murmuring to the rice: "Rice, you're the cutest, plumpest, and most delicious rice I've ever seen!" They say the little lunatic's condition is getting worse. Now she likes to hug their old hen and mutter, "Xiao Hong, every egg you lay has two yolks. Your meat is so fragrant and chewy! Every chick you hatch is a little hen!" What else could you call someone who lovingly cuddles a chicken but a lunatic? At first, everyone in Bafang Town thought the Mo family's girl was crazy, and that the Mo family was crazy for letting her do whatever she wanted. But later, they realized something was off. Why was the rice the Mo girl praised especially fragrant? And why did their Xiao Hong, er, their old hen, lay nothing but double-yolk eggs? Anyone who says the Mo family are lunatics will have all of Bafang Town to answer to! She's clearly a little immortal maiden who has descended to earth! 80% of the story will be locked, with a 48-hour delay~~ Theme: A lonely, unloved little girl becomes everyone's darling and leads her whole family to the pinnacle of life