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My new novel, The Palace Consort Becomes Everyone's Favorite After Rebirth, is now underway. A reserved emperor and a bewitching consort. Please add it to your collection.

They say Ye Qingyun, daughter of the Grand Tutor, is beautiful but cursed to bring misfortune to her husbands.

She has been engaged several times. Her fiancees either abandoned her or died because of her curse, while another was turned gay.

Everyone laments that such a stunning beauty is fated to be a widow.

When the emperor hears this, he is delighted and immediately decides to marry her off to the ambitious Prince of Nan'an.

He secretly hopes to kill the treacherous minister without lifting a finger.

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Ye Qingyun: I'm born with a husband-killing curse. If there's someone I can't stand, I'll marry him and curse him to death.

Gu Ze gives her a quick kiss on the cheek: P-please... curse me.

Sure enough, she cursed him for the rest of his life. Whenever she frowned, Gu Ze wanted to kill someone.

When they first met, he said: My name is Gu Ze. Ze as in choosing one person and staying with them forever, and also choosing you for all eternity.

P.S. 1. The author is terrible at writing blurbs and has done their best.

2. The heroine flirted with the hero when she was very young, then promptly forgot about him. He spent the next ten years secretly in love with her.

3. This story is set in a fictional world, a very fictional world.

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Please save a spot for my next book: His Majesty Is Always Pretending to Be Proper

Blurb:

After entering the palace, Gu Nanyi goes to great lengths to carefully win the emperor's favor. Just as she becomes empress, her family betrays her, and she is forced to leap from the palace gate.

After being reborn, she finally understands: To hell with family honor. Living comfortably is what matters most. So she abandons her cautious ways from her previous life and lives it up in the palace, without a care in the world...

But she never imagined that His Majesty would also be reborn, and that he believes she poisoned him to death in their previous life...

A day in the harem, with everyone showing off their fathers:

Consort One, brimming with confidence: My father is His Majesty's right-hand man. He expanded the borders of Great Zhou by leading a campaign in the north. His Majesty will surely treat me differently from the others.

Consort Two, unwilling to be outdone: My father is His Majesty's strategist. He advises His Majesty and helps him overcome every problem. His Majesty will definitely treat me exceptionally well, too.

Gu Nanyi scoffs: My father is His Majesty's sworn enemy. He did everything he could to stop His Majesty from ascending the throne. And my aunt is even more impressive: she nearly killed him. His Majesty not only remembers me vividly, he probably asks after my whole family all the time.

At first, the emperor, looking haughty: I am upright and impartial. I will never be bewitched by that temptress again.

Later, the emperor, eyes sparkling: This is great!!

Every day, the emperor brainwashes himself: Indulging in beauty is fun for a moment, then you're lying on the ground with a cup of poison.

But one sweet, "Your Majesty, your concubine is hurting," and he gives her his heart, his life, and... his kidneys, too.

Little scene:

The emperor: Prepare the carriage for Yuxue Palace. I'm going to teach that Gu woman a lesson.

The young eunuch (The emperor is finally going to deal with that Gu family temptress.)

Before the emperor even gets down from his carriage, he hears singing from inside: "The girl is like a flower. Young master, would you like to pick it?"

The emperor trembles with rage: Tonight, I'll show her the might of the Son of Heaven.

The young eunuch: His Majesty is mighty.

Word spreads, and the whole harem waits to see Consort Shu become a laughingstock.

But that night, the curtains of Yuxue Palace sway, and hot water is called for again and again.

The young eunuch: Your Majesty, you said you were going to punish Consort Shu last night.

The emperor: Didn't I punish her thoroughly? She begged for mercy all night. Just look at whether she can sing today.

The young eunuch: So... so that's what you meant by punishment.

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