Su Jiao thought he'd gotten drunk and picked a fight with Film Emperor Jian, but what unexpectedly hit the trending topics was a video of the two of them "kissing passionately late at night," along with a flood of shippers who jumped on the bandwagon.
From then on, the entire entertainment industry was convinced they were a couple, as if under some kind of curse.
Su Jiao punched Jian Shiyi on set, and the director said he was being way too coquettish.
Su Jiao kicked Jian Shiyi on a variety show, and the fans said, "Mr. Jian dotes on Su so much. They really know how to flirt."
Su Jiao openly glared at Jian Shiyi at a press conference, and the whole entertainment industry said, "Now that's the kind of fun an old married couple has. They're making our scalps tingle with their PDA."
Su Jiao finally couldn't take it anymore and publicly announced that they were only pretending to be a couple. Please, stop shipping them!
Jian Shiyi instead pulled him close by the waist and said, "Baby, how can you call this pretending? I just want the whole world to know I love you..."
Su Jiao: "...Jian Shiyi! You!"
Film Emperor Jian caressed his face and blinked, looking deeply affectionate. "All right, I know you love me too. You don't have to deny it."
The fans went crazy.
Su Jiao went crazy too.
The fans cried.
Su Jiao nearly burst into tears too.
Jian Shiyi was a huge jerk.
I, Su Jiao, am begging you, please stop shipping us!!!
1. A cold and proud but soft-hearted bottom who's having a hard time in life x a scheming, flirtatious, goofy demon king of a top.
2. It's a mutual crush, with plenty of sweetness.
3. Same-sex marriage is legal in this world.
4. None of the characters are based on real people. Please don't make baseless accusations.
5. Thank you all for crossing paths with me.
Theme: Always remember to be kind to your enemies. Otherwise, be kind to yourself.
