Warnings: Mpreg, beast-human romance, modern fantasy. A ridiculous, wily snake top x a sickly, ruthless bottom.
Jiu Yuxuan x An Jinye
A little scene: The silly Snake King woos a guy.
Jiu Yuxuan sought advice online. The first rule of picking up a guy: To win a man's heart, first win his stomach. In other words, hit him with food!
The second rule: Show off your wealth. Hit him with money! What a joke! The whole royal city belonged to him. How could he be broke?
The third rule: The most important one! You need to have a face that defies the heavens.
Jiu Yuxuan looked in the mirror, touching his face on one side, then the other. Yep, drop-dead gorgeous!
He was practically guaranteed to win the last two. But that first rule...
Jiu Yuxuan proudly took An Jinye to the fanciest restaurant, ordered a table laden with food, and looked at him smugly. Go on, eat up. Once you do, you'll be mine.
Everything went according to plan, smooth as could be. It was practically perfect, except something went wrong when it came time to pay.
An Jinye elegantly wiped his mouth and eyed the foolish snake across from him with amusement. No money, yet you came out here pretending to be some big shot!
Jiu Yuxuan gave an awkward smile. He'd forgotten that his money wasn't usable here!
So now he was completely broke!! The realization left Jiu Yuxuan feeling terrible from head to tail.
An Jinye pulled out a few tissues and tossed them in front of Jiu Yuxuan.
Jiu Yuxuan: ???
What was that supposed to mean?
An Jinye folded his arms across his chest and said mockingly, "The demons on TV can turn stones into silver. Why don't you turn those tissues into a few bills for me?"
Jiu Yuxuan choked. Wasn't that asking the impossible of a snake?
