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In 9109 AD, a mechanical voice sounded above the earth: "Beep, explosion warning!"
After three countdowns, Antarctica exploded, glaciers melted, water levels rose across the board, and the world was flooded.
The world has entered a countdown to explosion. Under the control of an unknown existence, the earth has opened a copy of reality. Everyone enters the game to fight for survival time for their homeland.
The biggest reward is time, and the biggest punishment is explosion.
Did your home explode today?
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After Xi Yan traveled to the world of cultivation, he diligently cultivated and finally reached ascension. He was full of expectations and prepared to go to heaven to become the God of Wealth, but what greeted him was an energy particle cannon.
Xi Yan: Don't slap me in the face! ! !
After three hundred years of hard work, we were able to return to the pre-liberation era in one shot. With only a pitiful ray of soul left, Xi Yan borrowed a freshly-dead skin and started his soul-transmitting life again.
Xi Yan: Mr. Ye has become a newbie again~
Xi Yan, who has life experience in three worlds, uses the new trumpet and the new identity he just took over to cooperate with the kidnappers and serve as hostages in the interstellar pirate den. But in front of him, this hostage usurped the throne and became the Pirate King.
Xi Yan: In another world, I would still be a good man! Akimbo. Jpg.
The Pirate King conquers the interstellar world, and the Pirate King trade alliance. The Pirate King killed other interstellar pirates to dominate the interstellar space, and knocked out the front teeth of his rival Skeleton King as a trophy;
The Pirate King released himself and turned into a weak second generation ancestor. He went home and joined the military academy and the army. He also got the opportunity to be summoned by the emperor alone because of his outstanding military exploits.
In the main hall where there were only two people, the emperor opened his mouth, revealing his mouth that was missing two front teeth: "Haha, we meet again."
Xi Yan: "Shut up, you are so ugly to me."
Qin Qian: (╬ ̄ Pan ̄)
cp: The iron-blooded, cunning and double-faced old gangster Emperor Gong vs. The narcissistic fool who fooled the king into cultivating immortality.
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At the end of the final exam, Bai Yiqiu, the devil's theorist, was once again scolded by netizens and became a hot search topic, becoming the most hated man in the eyes of college students.
The number one hot comment from netizens is that they wish him a happy life like the male protagonist in "All Men Love Me".
Bai Yiqiu was very moved to see how happy the male protagonist was, and then opened the door to a new world.
Bai Yiqiu: Fuck! What kind of love between one man and six men, what kind of sign-turning, what kind of Shura field, how terrible!
What's even more frightening is that Bai Yiqiu slipped and fell into the sewer, and when he woke up, he found that he had really become the heartthrob hero in the novel...
There are destined to be six big bosses in the heartthrob book, each one more difficult to deal with than the last. Bai Yiqiu used his talents as a steel bachelor to hold his ground.
Ghost King Gong: I give you my Hyakki Umbrella. From now on, when others fight, I will summon my younger brother. You will fight and summon Hyakki, Dorawind!
Bai Yiqiu: If you want me to pay your ghosts, just say so.
Celestial Master Gong: I will teach you the art of attracting thunder and connecting to the WIFI of the three realms. Whoever dares to bully you, humans, ghosts or gods, will complain to you!
Bai Yiqiu: Come on, wouldn't it be faster if I tied a wire around my body?
Bamboo Horse Gong: I will go wherever you go. I am willing to follow you to the ends of the earth. I believe that one day I will be able to guard you until the clouds clear and the moon shines.
Bai Yiqiu: I am the sun.
Film King Gong: I have reserved the male lead in my next movie for you, and I will definitely make you everyone's dream lover.
Bai Yiqiu: I don't want to act in calcium tablets. Thank you.
Ba Zonggong: I have bought your house with five-star reviews on the B&B website for you. You can live there wherever you want in the future.
Bai Yiqiu: I'm old and can't wander anymore. I just want to be a dead fat nerd.
Mysterious Attack: Have you been avoiding me? Okay, let's make a bet. If you succeed in hiding from me, I will let you have fun. If you fail to hide from me, just let me have fun.
Bai Yiqiu: Close the door, there are hundreds of ghost umbrellas!
This article is also called:
#Every day I am answering and answering questions to reject love#
#I turned love stories into a college entrance examination question bank by answering questions#
#Others envy my luck, but I just want to be single#
Note: The ending is 1V1
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*[This article is inspired by the classic saying of the famous host "Unless the earth explodes, we will not have a holiday"~]
*[Cover original, artist west Ling ink, font purchased]
*[Recommend the author's completed articles "Leather Players Hide and Seek [Unlimited]" "Strangely Entering the Magical World after Ascension" "The Drama Master's Fancy Ghost Hunting"]
*[Recommend the serialized article "I heard the school bully is an Omega" written by gay friends two brown bears, a sweet interstellar campus article, you deserve to have a candy article~]
Intention:
I asked weakly, is anyone watching...
By the way, how old are you now?