The World's Most Adorable Resort [Unlimited]

Copywriting: Jing Wu inherited an abandoned resort. The resort was located in a remote area and had been abandoned for many years. The buildings were decaying and overgrown with weeds. There were even rumors of being haunted and the locals avoided it. ——And this is his retirement pension security. Jingwu, who has been unemployed for three years, dug into the pockets of the poor Xiangdingdang and decided to return to his old business and hire free labor (dao) (mei) (gui). When the APP gives options: 1 [An abandoned hotel has lost water and electricity, and the elevator cannot operate normally. Now you have two choices] [Options: A. Conventional elevator; B. Elevator that can operate without electricity;] Jing Wu searched the price and maintenance fee of the hotel elevator and decisively chose: "B." 2 [Due to years of neglect and disrepair, the hotel corridors are dirty and need to be cleaned, and the carpets need to be re-carpeted and the walls painted. Now you have two choices] [Options: A. Regular corridor; B. Corridor that does not require human cleaning and will clean itself; ] Jing Wu searched for the cleaning staff's salary: "B." 3 [Due to incidents such as fires and suicides that have occurred in the past, each hotel room has its own problems and needs to be re-maintained. Now you have two choices] [Options: A. Conventional door; B. Door that does not require human maintenance and will heal itself; ] Jing Wu: "BBBBBBB!" Poverty makes people fearless. Jing Wu relied on his fearlessness to become the poorest boss and built the most lovely resort in the world~ *"Instructions for the World's Most Lovely Resort": 1. The theme of Paradise Hotel is different every day. If you see any weird emergencies, please don't panic. This is just a little easter egg for the "weird theme"; 2. The sculptures in the hotel garden cannot move or talk. If you see a moving sculpture, please go to the hospital immediately to check whether you have eaten poisonous mushrooms; 3. All the dolls in the weird restaurant are technological products. Please don't be alarmed when the doll starts talking, and don't accept the doll's late-night invitation; 4. There is an invisible broadcaster installed in the strange botanical garden. The conversations between plants and insects you hear are all recorded. The plants vs. Insects you see is a 3D projection program that the boss lady is experimenting with; 5. There are simulated robot animals mixed in the non-human zoo. If you see a human-faced beast or an abnormal creature, please don't panic. They are artificial animals bought by the evil boss lady to save money; 6. There are bionic robots in the virtual science and technology museum. If you see someone who looks exactly like you striking up a conversation with you, please ignore it. This is a disguised chat with a pornographic boss lady; 7. You are not allowed to enter Yin Yang Amusement Park at night. If you see an unoccupied place and are refused to play by the staff, please calm down. This is the place reserved by the boss lady... Finally, please believe in science and reject feudal superstition! This is a manor with the latest high technology! *** CP: The boss who is extremely poor and fearless is a money-mad boss vs. The professional scapegoat and the good-luck "boss lady" *************** [Pre-released article "Infinite Horror Art University" please collect] Copywriting: Jing Yi heard from his grandma that he had weak horoscopes and was prone to soul separation since he was a child. He also had a special physique that attracted ghosts and monsters. Especially when he was eighteen years old, there would be a big disaster, and the Yin and Yang realms would come to rob people. Originally, Jing Yi, who believed in science, did not believe in such superstition. However, at the age of eighteen, Jing Yi received two university admission notices at the same time: "Teito University of Performing Arts" "Infinite Horror Art University" Jing Yi:? ? ? Is this how the Yin and Yang worlds rob people? From then on, Jing Yi began his study career at the University of Infinite Horror Art every night. The acting department plays ghost NPCs in various capacities, the directing department controls the whole process at the horror show, and the screenwriting department goes to death scenes to gather inspiration and then write a real infinite game; The Art Department designs and creates various scary atmospheres and environments and horror art props, the Music Department compiles thriller ballads and prophecies of death, the Photography Department takes ghosts into photos and videos, and the Multimedia Art does live broadcasts and monitors bugs... In order to keep his identity as a living person, Jing Yi failed to transfer to the screenwriting department, so he reluctantly started his career in ghost acting. During the day: Jing Yi is a weak and sickly handsome man who cannot take care of himself. He is lethargic every day but has extraordinary talent. If he doesn't act, he will be amazing with his performances; Night: Jing Yi is a terrifying NPC with various identities. Sometimes he pretends to be a human player as an undercover agent, and sometimes he transforms into a perverted NPC to tease players; During the day, teachers and students from the Performing Arts University blew rainbow farts: Jing did a great job playing the evil ghost! In the evening, the teachers and students of the Horror Art University enthusiastically praised: Jing, a real person, is so good! Jing Yi: Haha, so tired. I study day and night, and even if I am not a top student, I will be sorry for my 24-hour rotation. Later, Jing Yi won the Best Newcomer Award for a low-budget horror film in the Earthly World, and was praised by the media as the Little King of Darkness, whose acting skills looked more like a dead ghost than a dead ghost; He became the most ferocious NPC in the Infinite University circle, and was praised by the Infinite media as being more sinister than humans, scarier than a living person, and more insane than the most perverted players. Jing Yi: Haha, God knows, at first he was just worried that his identity would be exposed. Cp: The fake pity, the real showman, the little lunatic suffers vs the fake abstinence, the real boring and coquettish boss attack [There are more pre-collected and completed articles in the column, with rich tastes, please click, there is always one suitable for you~] Intention: Believe in miracles and you can create miracles