A purple bandage born and raised in Konoha Village made a promise to her childhood friend, a red-eyed rabbit clan member: once the war ended, she'd come back and marry him. Then she died a glorious death.
When the purple bandage opened her eyes again, she'd been upgraded to a personal tutor for a bunch of fake dead last students who were actually little angels with real cheat powers (amusing).
System: Since you're so capable, teach a few more of them (smoking).
The purple bandage, busy training people every day: My rabbit is still waiting for me to come home and marry him!
(I can't use the original characters' names, so take a guess.)
