Also known as I Accidentally Raised My Enemy Bird
After cultivating for thousands of years, a parasol tree finally takes human form. While searching for its lost soul, it breaks human law and is confined to Wolong Town by the Paranormal Administration, where it's put in charge of a failed agritainment farm. To win back its freedom and find its soul as soon as possible, Wu Tong has no choice but to lead a group of penniless animal spirits in starting a business and making a fortune. A team-up between plant spirits and animal spirits is no joke. Before long, the barren hills are full of fragrant fruit, and cattle and sheep roam in herds. They're on the verge of reaching the pinnacle of success
That's when a phoenix shows up, corners Wu Tong, and asks with red-rimmed eyes, "You pawned my token of love?!"
Wu Tong glares at the bird that caused him to lose a soul fragment during its rebirth by fire long ago. "Since when were we lovers?"
The phoenix raises a brow. "A phoenix won't perch on anything but a parasol tree. You let me perch on you for hundreds of years, and now you want to deny it?"
Wu Tong's ears turn red. He spits out, "You pervert! I should've roasted that featherless bird instead of raising it!"
The phoenix kisses him. "I'm only a pervert with you."
In one sentence: I raised my enemy, and in the end, my enemy devoured me.
A day at the agritainment farm goes like this:
A guest orders pork stir-fried with bamboo shoots, but only pork is served...
Wu Tong asks expressionlessly, "Who cooked today?"
The golden snub-nosed monkey says, "The panda."
Wu Tong tells the monkey, "Tell it to take human form and go charm the guests!"
So the panda spirit strolls into the farm with its descendants, rolls around cutely, clings to guests' legs begging for snacks, and pulls up every last bamboo shoot in the farm's grove on its way out.
Wu Tong looks at the mess and nearly throws his head back and howls: No wonder the previous manager quit. If he hadn't, this place would've driven him to his grave!
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Goofy underachiever bottom x hardworking top student top
Blurb
There are two oddballs at No. 1 High School.
One is Luo Zizhao, the perennial last-place student, covered head to toe in luxury-brand logos and radiating nouveau riche vibes. You can smell the money on him from a mile away. Apart from his good looks, he's useless.
The other is the aloof top student Kang Jiayin, who always ranks first. He's devastatingly handsome, practically a top-tier heartthrob, but he's also a notorious Scrooge who brings up money every other sentence and is completely obsessed with it.
The two seem to have nothing in common, but sparks fly on the first day they're assigned to the same class. Luo Zizhao glances sideways at Kang Jiayin. "What's with the aloof act? Weren't you groveling at a nightclub last night?"
Kang Jiayin sneers. "Mess with me, and I'll leave you with no pants!"
Theme:
This story is a bit simpler. There are many parts that I thought I would expand on.
Congratulations on the completion. I have collected it early and will read it when I get back tonight.
Finished spreading flowers~~~I like their little life hhh
Come on(? ??_??)?
Finished with flowers🎉
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! I want to eat cherry and loquat fruit, but it's too expensive and I can't afford it. It costs almost 100 yuan to buy a little bit╭(╯ε╰)╮
I want to see my neighbor's daily life hahahaha
Get used to daily life~~ Let's have some more fox stories
This story is a bit simpler. There are many parts that I thought I would expand on.
Congratulations on the completion. I have collected it early and will read it when I get back tonight.
Finished spreading flowers~~~I like their little life hhh
Come on(? ??_??)?
Finished with flowers🎉
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! I want to eat cherry and loquat fruit, but it's too expensive and I can't afford it. It costs almost 100 yuan to buy a little bit╭(╯ε╰)╮
I want to see my neighbor's daily life hahahaha
Get used to daily life~~ Let's have some more fox stories
Come on(? ??_??)?
Come on(? ??_??)?