Don't Come Looking for Trouble with Me

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Blurb One

Six years ago, Cen Ning dumped Ji Yanzhi, who had pursued her for more than a decade.

Ji Yanzhi only asked her, "You won't regret it?"

Cen Ning held her head high. "Whoever comes crawling back is a loser."

Six years later, Cen Ning received a suspicious package outside the police station. It might be a bomb.

As Ji Yanzhi decided which wire to cut, his gaze was stubborn, fearless, and restrained.

Cen Ning had never faced anything like this. She was timid and prone to tears, and Ji Yanzhi still had to take time to comfort her.

After six years, he called her by name without a hint of emotion. "Cen Ning."

"Hm?"

"Don't be afraid."

He made up his mind: this time, even if they died, they'd die together.

Later, Cen Ning became a total pushover, threw away all her pride, and chased after him, calling, "Grandpa, Grandpa~"

Blurb Two

During his six years abroad, Ji Yanzhi went from studying astronomy to joining Interpol. He captured international fugitives and killed a drug lord in the Golden Triangle.

Later, he returned to China, and his file became top secret.

Everyone around him thought he was just an astronomy teacher with a minor in psychology, until Cen Ning was kidnapped.

He was the sniper hidden on the roof of the building across the street.

Warnings

This is a story about the heroine putting on a whole show of realizing she loves him, despite having sworn him off.

An estranged couple reunites, with flashbacks. The romance won't be angsty.

P.S. A repressed, obsessive hero × a heroine who looks like a goddess but is a total weirdo inside.

P.P.S. A sudden idea. I want to write a seemingly refined scoundrel of a hero. Any professional details mentioned are made up, so don't believe them or scrutinize them too closely.

Upcoming story:

The Whole World Is Helping Me Clear My Name: an entertainment-industry secret-crush story, coming soon

Shi Yin stumbled into the entertainment industry. While everyone else attracts hate, no matter what news about her comes out, before she can even clarify it, her fans have already imagined a thousand scenarios and come up with excuses for her.

He Zhi is the most mysterious man in show business, with a powerful background and excellent acting skills. In the few rumors about his love life, the women involved were all brutally attacked online.

Later, Shi Yin became the woman in the rumors, and the whole internet changed its tune:

"Oh, our darling Yin! Mom won't allow this! You're still a child!"

"The handsome He is a little old, Yin! Look at Mom instead! I'll introduce you to a young hottie next door!"

"Sob, no! He Zhi, I'm unfollowing you! I thought you were my idol, but you want to sleep with my daughter!"

"Baby Yin, you're still too young! Mom won't let you date so soon!"

"He Zhi, are you even human? You're old enough to be Yin's dad! Sob, my daughter!"

He Zhi: Heh... These people used to call me their husband on Weibo every day and say I was mature and charming. Now I'm too old for them :)

Blurb Two

Question: What's it like to have a face that's so misleading?

Shi Yin's anonymous answer: Thanks for asking. For details, see a certain actress surnamed Shi. Everyone thinks people bully her every day, but in reality, she gets even with anyone who crosses her right on the spot.

So her own fans attacked her: "Stop trying to smear our Yin! Get lost."

Shi Yin: "..."

Question: Which actress in show business is the best at hiding her true self?

Shi Yin answered anonymously again: Popping in uninvited. Shi Yin. She really isn't a delicate little flower!

Fans: "Bullshit! Yin is the cutest and most delicate! Protect our Yin!"

Shi Yin: "..."

Question: Which celebrities are the most different from how they appear?

Shi Yin answered again: A certain Shi.

Fans: "You again! You're the only person on the whole internet who hates Yin. Our Yin is sweet, cute, sensible, and obedient. What did she ever do to you? Why say that just to get flamed?"

Shi Yin: "...I'm my own biggest hater."

Later, Shi Yin's secret was exposed...

Shi Yin: "Let me show everyone how to hate on myself."

Fans: "No, you can't! We won't allow it, we won't accept it! You're so cute, nobody is allowed to hate on you, not even you!"

Shi Yin: "..."

What Should I Do If I Match With My Idol? An entertainment-industry story about fangirling and solving cases. It'll start once the outline is ready.