The System Begs Me on Its Knees to Become a God!

After clearing an infinite-flow world, Bai Siqiao chose to be reborn on the plane where his missing lover lived, hoping to find him. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong body and was reborn as a pitiful outcast whom neither people nor dogs could stand. He was also bound to an Evil God System. The System claimed that by absorbing emotional energy, he could grow stronger and stronger until he became a god. System: Help the bad guy escape, and we'll get 3,000 emotional energy! Bai Siqiao tossed the bad guy into a trash can with one hand. His emotional energy instantly shot up by 10,000. System: That handsome guy drinking his sorrows away has run into a jerk. Mock him, and you can absorb 5,000 emotional energy! Bai Siqiao helped ruin the jerk's reputation, then introduced the guy to a rich, handsome man. His emotional energy instantly shot up by 50,000. System: All these evil spirits are here to take you as their boss. As the Evil God's successor, how can you not have any underlings? Bai Siqiao opened the bedroom door. "Honey, there are evil spirits in the house. Take care of them." The System was on the verge of collapse. That works too??? Bai Siqiao: "Sweetheart, just trust me. I'll help you make a fortune and become a Buddha right here and now!" After the Bai family's outcast eldest son was rescued, he stopped picking fights and getting into brawls. He punished evildoers, protected his classmates, helped poor students, fought criminals, and rescued abducted children... He wasn't afraid of danger or hard work and jumped at every chance to do good. When the "Evil-Extermination Squad" found him, the nation's youngest "Top Ten Model of Courageous Conduct and Pioneer of Social Civilization in the New Era" was practically glowing with merit as he gave an impassioned speech: "I'm a brick in the great socialist wall. I'll go wherever I'm needed!" A lazy, theatrical beauty who plays the bottom, and a powerful top. This is not a realistic world; it contains original setting details, so please don't compare it to reality. There is an anti-theft policy. If you've read less than 60% of the chapters, please buy the remaining chapters or wait 24 hours before continuing~ The completed novel "The Eccentric Doctor: With Me Here, Who Dares to Die?": A black rift in the sky looked like a hideous scar, hanging heavily over everyone's heads. They say people and animals who go near the rift become corrupted. They attack humans like madmen, and anyone who comes into contact with them gets infected. Yet the rate of mutations in Anning Town, which is relatively close to the rift, is zero. An investigation revealed that all the mutated people had visited the same clinic. They say the doctor is beautiful and kind, skilled in both Western and Chinese medicine, as well as Miao, Tujia, and Tibetan medicine. She has even studied psychology and forensic medicine. They say that if you have enough money, she can make the dead get up and have a drink. The clinic is just a little unusual: ordinary people can't see it! At first, Bai Zhi thought all the patients who came to him had mental problems. Patient One: My great-uncle, who's been paralyzed on one side for 20 years, suddenly turned into Spider-Man. He was scaling walls and moving like lightning, then climbed out of a window on the 28th floor. Now I want to climb too! Do I have the same condition as him? Patient Two: I'm a 53-year-old man, and I think I'm pregnant. With multiples, too. I can even feel the babies kicking. Is there a doctor who can come deliver them at home? Patient Three: I suspect my dog switched souls with me while I was asleep. It's getting revenge because I had it neutered. Every night, it uses my body to eat poop. I have proof! It wasn't until Bai Zhi met his first patient, who was wrapped in white threads from head to toe and hanging upside down from the ceiling like a spider, that things changed. Dr. Bai quietly locked the door. A patient this unusual absolutely couldn't be allowed to get away! From the moment Bai Jingchen found Bai Zhi, he taught him to be a kind person. "You'll stop being cute if you turn evil." In his mind, his little darling was gentle, kind, obedient, sweet, sensible, considerate, and devoted to saving lives. He had a heart as compassionate as a bodhisattva's. Bai Jingchen had to protect him at all times and never let anyone bully him. A secret mission kept him away from Bai Zhi for five years. When he learned that Bai Zhi had been looking for him, determined to see him alive or dig up his grave if he was dead, and couldn't bear to scatter even his ashes, he couldn't help sneaking back to see him. His little sweetheart had grown up. He was as beautiful and delicate as he had been as a child, gentle and adorable. At that moment, he was standing on the chest of a hulking man nearly 1.9 meters tall, twirling a scalpel in his hand. His eyes were as cold as if he were looking at a corpse. "When someone offends me, I make sure they never get the chance to do it again. I eliminate the problem for good. I'm truly compassionate." Bai Jingchen: Right! ...Right??? A possessive, unhinged beauty who plays the bottom x a devoted, scheming Demon King who plays the top. The top and bottom aren't registered under the same household! Here are some upcoming novels. These are simplified blurbs; I'll polish them before publication. 1. "When an Evil Dragon Becomes the Wicked Stepdad of Five Villains": The evil dragon Tang Jin is reborn into a sci-fi novel as the wicked stepdad of five villains. The eldest son will become a tyrant: cold-blooded, ruthless, and paranoid. He wages wars year after year for his own desires, leaving countless dead across the empire before it is destroyed and he dies a tragic death. The second son will become the Beast Emperor: brutal and vicious, he slaughters millions of humans for his own benefit, before his empire is destroyed and he dies a tragic death. The third son will become the Lord of the Ocean. To avenge his brothers, he leads the aquatic races onto land and unleashes bloodshed, before his people are exterminated and he dies a tragic death. The fourth... The fifth... All five children turn out this way because they were corrupted by Tang Jin's abuse. He himself is brutally killed when the children are teenagers. Tang Jin looks at the ceiling, which is so broken it opens onto the sky, then at the gaunt eldest son, the scrawny second son with his hair standing on end, the third son, a mermaid washing his tail in muddy water, the fourth son, who ate poisonous mushrooms and thinks he's cultivating immortality, and the fifth son, who whips a turtle with his tail while enthusiastically telling fortunes... Tang Jin: "Kids! Let's set a small goal first: take this desolate planet and make it our base. Then the whole star system will be ours!" Our empire being destroyed? Our people being wiped out? Us being slaughtered? Not happening! The dragon race protects its young first and foremost, and then enjoys claiming territory! Before their expansion plans are complete, a fleet of warships suddenly appears over the Tang family's home. The man at its head is like a princess out of legend: tall, long-legged, and noble, with a handsome face as sharp as a blade. He pierces Tang Jin's heart at first sight. It's just that he's even stronger than Tang Jin, so he can't be taken by force. Tang Jin rubs the backs of the children's heads, his eyes shining. "Let's set another small goal: abduct that handsome man and make him your stepmom." The dragon race not only protects its young and claims territory, but also loves beautiful things, including beautiful people! The children, who keep an eye on their dad so he won't cause trouble: "Could it be that he's your missing husband?" Tang Jin: Huh??? 2. "After the Supernatural Revival, the Grandmaster of Mysticism Returns!": Duan Anluo, founder of the Daoist sect and a once-in-a-thousand-years genius of mystical arts, made a name for himself at sixteen, then suddenly disappeared at twenty-five. No one knew whether he was alive or dead. Five hundred years later, supernatural phenomena return worldwide, and strange events occur everywhere. Duan Anluo awakens in a forbidden zone. The sect has fallen into decline. Its once-grand mountain gate has long since become ruins, and even the plaque bestowed by the emperor has been sent to a museum as an antique. The sect's only property is a dilapidated folk customs shop: outside the Fifth Ring Road, with a floor area of just 100 square meters. Its windows are made of paper, and much of the paint has peeled off the walls. Add in the supernatural rumors nearby, and it has become a famous haunted house in the area. The ninth-generation disciple has little spiritual power. To pay the utility bills, he can only work as a small livestreamer popularizing spiritual knowledge, explaining the different levels of supernatural beings, how they come about, and how to avoid danger. The tips he receives barely keep him afloat. Duan Anluo watches a gecko crawl across the ceiling, then kicks the dilapidated door down. Looking at his disciple kneeling before him and sobbing, he falls into thought: He must have awakened the wrong way. Core message: Wherever you are, always strive to do good!