Life Isn’t Worth It

After 29 years as a successor to socialism, Wei Qianshan got drunk and accidentally fell from a building.

When she woke up a second time, she found herself naked in a petri dish, staring through a pool of unidentified liquid at her first love, who had broken up with her countless years ago.

Wei Qianshan had always thought her first love was a chuunibyou who fantasized every day about saving the world.

Later, she discovered that her ex really was going to save the world.

And she herself was the unfortunate test subject picked up by a crazy villain for a forbidden experiment.

Later, Wei, the person involved, was interviewed: “Sigh, I regret it. I really do. Why did I have to climb so high? What was I thinking?”

Coming soon: the yuri story After Shipping My Rival’s CP

The danmei story The Top Alpha in O Never Hits Zero

After Shipping My Rival’s CP

Hua Yu is a top-tier celebrity: she sings and dances beautifully, acts well enough, and is a national idol who can offend everyone on a film set, from the director to the delivery guy.

Then one day, while searching for herself online, she accidentally discovered a species called “CP fans” and learned that she and her rival, Yuan Qiubai, had a CP supertopic, with quite a few fans, too.

Then she saw their CP ranking and flew into a rage. “My album sales have never dropped out of the top three, so what is this trash ranking? How did my CP end up outside the top thirty?!”

Hua Yu, ever the perfectionist, jumped into the fray herself. She took off her secret identity to promote the pairing and feed the fans, then put it back on to create fanworks with passion! Videos? Edited! Fanfiction? Written!

Then one day, at a fanbook sales event, Hua Yu, fully disguised and selling her book, ran into Yuan Qiubai, also fully disguised and there to buy one.

Yuan Qiubai: “...What a coincidence, Senior. You like the Yuanhua CP too?”

Hua Yu: “…” It wasn’t me! I didn’t do it!!!

The Top Alpha in O Never Hits Zero

Before Shen He presented as an omega, he was the toughest kid on the whole block, able to beat up every alpha in the neighborhood until they were on their knees calling him Daddy.

After Shen He presented as an omega, he was still the toughest kid on the whole block, continuing to be everyone’s daddy.

Then one day, Shen He’s underlings smelled sweet strawberry candy on him and started teasing him, asking if their boss was keeping a beauty hidden away. Shen He touched the strawberry on his neck and sneered, “Get out of here with that ‘beauty’ crap.”

Then they saw the model student from the neighboring department pin their Daddy Shen against a wall, kissing and licking him. His pale canine teeth grazed the omega’s neck until it flushed red, and the alpha’s intensely sweet strawberry-candy scent overwhelmed Shen He’s plain-water pheromones completely.

Chang Shuo, the beauty Daddy Shen had been hiding: “Hello. I’m your new daddy now. I look forward to working with you.”