Name: Transmigrated as the Male Lead's Comatose Wife
Author: Cheng Bei

Synopsis

[Ongoing: The Buddha's Disciple Wants Me to Give Myself to Him]

--The Plot--

Jiang Yu transmigrates into the story as the heroine's foil. Her main role in the book is to highlight the heroine's genius. The heroine is a once-in-a-century talent, while she's a once-in-ten-thousand-years failure. Whenever Jiang Yu tries to fight back, the System relentlessly dumbs her down.

She's done with it. Whatever happens, happens!

Later in the story, her fiance falls in love with the heroine. To be together forever, her fiance, the male lead, kills her to clear the way.

Jiang Yu can't be bothered to fight back. She just wants to get out of this miserable world as soon as possible.

After falling off a cliff, the System disappears. She survives and is rescued by a sickly monk.

Jiang Yu thinks she's been given a new life and is grateful to the monk.

"For saving my life, in my next life..."

The monk brings his palms together, his expression compassionate and otherworldly. "Why not give yourself to me in this life?"

Jiang Yu: ???

Wake up, you're a monk!

Later, to repay him for saving her life, Jiang Yu marries him.

**

A strange pair of cultivation partners joins an expedition into a secret realm in the Immortal Domain. One is sickly, the other a failure. The other team members think they're just there to get themselves killed, and look down on these freeloaders.

But after the secret realm expedition, nine out of ten people who entered are dead or injured. They came away with no treasures at all. Only the strange pair returned unharmed, taking most of the treasures with them. As for the few that remained, supposedly their storage bag was already full.

Later, a genius artifact refiner appears in the cultivation world. Every weapon she makes is a peerless masterpiece.

Those who once looked down on them weep bitterly. "I was blind! Please, great master, give me a chance to admire one of your peerless weapons."

Former fiance: Ah Yu, I was wrong. From now on, I'll treat you well.

Half-sister: We're sisters. We should share the good stuff.

Jiang Yu: No thanks. Don't bother me!

**

--The Romance--

Yun Qing has slept for ten thousand years in the depths of the Great Wilderness Swamp, until a woman lands on him and wakes him up.

That woman is none other than his former wife, reincarnated.

Madness glimmers in Yun Qing's eyes.

At first, Yuan Qing agonizes over whether to hang Jiang Yu's immortal bone on the left or right side of the bed.

Then he comes around. His wife is soft and fragrant, and she can talk and laugh. Much better than a silent bone.

**

Novel blurb:

The author Ji Wu liked wrote a book called Love in the Republic of China. It was full of sweetness at first, with pink bubbles everywhere. Just as the couple were about to admit their feelings, the male lead's original wife, who'd been in a vegetative state, woke up.

As a devoted fan, Ji Wu shouted every day that the author should kill off the original wife so the leads could be together.

The novel went on hiatus for two days. Then the plot took a sudden turn, and the author's outrageous antics went through the roof.

The heroine realized the truth and went to the devoted second male lead.

The male lead was disabled in a car accident, his sexual orientation changed, and he fell in love with a man.

The original wife fought with the man over the male lead and met a gruesome end.

The villain became the biggest winner.

Ji Wu was so furious she unfollowed the author and slammed them for being irresponsible.

Then she transmigrated into the book and became that original wife.

Ji Wu: ...

She didn't actually want to unfollow the author. Really. Please let me go back.

Male lead: You came here, and you still want to leave?

Ji, scared-of-death, timid, cheeky, Wu x Shen, sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside, sharp-tongued, Lin

Reader's Guide:

[The male lead is very straight, straighter than a pen]

[A fictional setting, very, very fictional]

[Sweet romance]

[The author lets loose in this goofy story. There should be logic (or so I think)]

[Chapters in the bank, daily updates, at least 3,000 words. I might add chapters if my brain short-circuits (maybe). Feel free to jump in]

[If you don't like it, just close the page. Don't tell me. No personal attacks, please]

Ongoing novel:

"Everyone Thinks I'm a Delicate Flower"

Ning Fei, a big shot in the demon realm, fought a great master from the immortal realm and won. The Heavenly Dao struck her with ninety-nine bolts of lightning, sending her to the modern world.

The little crybaby is shy and reserved. Whenever she speaks to a boy, her face turns red on instinct.

The little crybaby is timid and easy to bully. If someone shouts at her, she gets so scared she tears up and looks ready to faint.

Later, Master Song becomes the little crybaby.

Her body's instincts make her seem like a weakling swaying in the wind, easy to bully.

Eventually, everyone who bullies her realizes they were wrong.

This isn't a weakling. This is a Tyrannosaurus rex.

One day on her way to school, Song Fei came across two groups fighting, blocking her only route. To avoid being late, she immediately took them both down.

Then her body's instincts kicked in. Tears welled in her eyes, her legs trembled, and she couldn't walk.

The police took everyone to the station.

Ten minutes later, Lu Yu hurried over and found Song Fei sobbing uncontrollably. He held her tight, worried and heartbroken.

Lu Yu: A Fei, who bullied you? I'll beat them up for you.

Then he faced a group of ferocious-looking parents. He calmly took off his coat, rolled up his sleeves, and looked at them with a murderous glare.

Lu Yu: I don't bully kids. Any parents whose kids bullied my wife, step forward.

The parents: Is this guy blind? The only ones injured are their kids!

The severely injured boys: What is wrong with this unreasonable society? Does nobody care about justice anymore?

Song Fei: I took on the whole lot by myself. How could anyone bully me?

But nobody believes her!

Mini-scene

Song Fei and Lu Yu meet for the first time.