All the Monsters Beg Me to Cure Them

Sui Yi opened a clinic on a street where monsters gathered.

She treated the monsters and gave them shots.

She considered herself a skilled doctor who offered first-rate service.

At some point, a rumor started going around:

"Never go to Sui Yi's clinic. The most a monster will do is drain some of your life force, but she drinks your blood. You'll come out of her clinic at least one layer of skin lighter."

Furious, Sui Yi shut down her clinic and devoted herself to seducing men.

After a while, everyone realized that seeing Sui Yi for treatment only cost them money, while not seeing her cost them their lives.

The saddest thing in life is having your money left behind when you're gone.

And so,

everyone knelt and begged her to reopen.

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Wu Jiu was the man Sui Yi wanted to seduce.

He had once been a fearsome great monster, throwing punches in every direction and kicking his way across the land.

But ever since he met Sui Yi ten years ago and ate the dark cuisine she made,

he had been forced to become a domestic god.

Wu Jiu always thought Sui Yi was after his cooking, not his body.

So,

how could he make his body as irresistible as his cooking?

Urgently seeking advice.

A culinary disaster, a money-making whiz, sweet and spicy, female physician cultivator VS a refined gentleman who can cook and clean, cold and proud, incredibly strong male monster

Warnings:

1. Utter nonsense delivered with a straight face. Don't take it seriously.