Also known as How Do I Handle My Sickly-Sweetheart Always Disguising Themself as My Mother-in-Law to Test Me?, How Do I Handle My "Mother-in-Law" Coming Back to Stir Up Trouble Again and Again?, and How Do I Handle My Sweetheart Not Wanting to Date and Always Wanting to Be My Elder?
Sting-Korsakoff syndrome: skin hunger
Before transmigrating,
Xiao Bai coaxed them like a baby: "Anyone who flirts with you is a dirty old lecher. Promise me you'll be a good baby who keeps your heart pure and desires at bay, okay?"
Someone blinked their big eyes. "Okaaay~~~"
After transmigrating,
Xiao Bai: "! What are you doing?!!!"
Someone had a beauty in their arms, warm and soft, and had completely lost track of which way was north.
The little ghost being held: "Xiao Bai, he's a sucker for pretty faces."
Xiao Bai: "..."
A scream like a marmot.
First World: A doctor and a patient at the opera house
Second World: A merfolk and a teacher in the sea
To be continued...
Yandere bottom x drama-queen top
Am I the only one who wants to be wrong about the door-knocking part? 😋 Hey, hey, no one? And the title... I laughed out loud after reading pornographic articles. Hmm... It smells so good...