What Do I Do When My Crush Is an Old Fossil?

When An Tong first meets Fu Lingyun, all he can think is: What kind of immortal has descended from the heavens? He's so incredibly handsome, and can tear apart thousand-year-old vengeful ghosts in seconds. But... is there something wrong with this guy's brain? He can't order takeout, use appliances, or even turn on the TV. He's like an antique who's never seen the world. Wait, this is a ten-year-old cellphone? The kind that can't access the internet! What do you mean you don't recognize this character? Y-you're illiterate? But you read books every day, don't you? An Tong: ...Just how old an antique are you? The antique who's lived for over a thousand years is recently troubled by a strange dilemma. What should he do when a child a thousand years younger than him falls in love with him? How can he turn the child down tactfully without hurting his feelings? An Tong: ...What on earth are you imagining all day?! You're overthinking it! Later, the antique says, "I've fallen for you. You have to take responsibility for me." An Tong: "Didn't you bend yourself into a mosquito coil all on your own? What does that have to do with me?" Antique who overthinks everything and is a pure-hearted top vs. handsome, popular bottom with yin-yang eyes The bottom was born with yin-yang eyes, but can't catch ghosts or exorcise demons. The top can. The top is the real deal, with maxed-out combat skills! Please add my upcoming bottom-led stories to your favorites. Find them in my profile. After Becoming a Villainous Male Side Character, I Married the Male Lead's Third Uncle [Book Transmigration] by Tianxia Tian After Becoming a Cannon Fodder, I Became the White Moonlight [Quick Transmigration] by Tianxia Tian Theme: